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1. "How I (A Beautiful Vulture Droid) Got Stuck in a Meatbag" by AlertStatement

   Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   21 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Original Characters
   • Original Droid Characters (Star Wars)
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Hutt Cartels (Star Wars)
   • Hutt Species (Star Wars)
   • Slavery
   • Body Horror
   • Action/Adventure
   • Twi'lek Species (Star Wars)
   • Duros Species (Star Wars)
   • Suspense
   • Heist
   • Space Pirates
   • Space Battles

   Summary

   I am a Variable Geometry Self-Propelled Battle Droid, Mark I. (Or a Vulture Droid, as the uncultured call my model)
   I was built for a glorious, brief existence of space combat. I was deployed defend the mighty capital ship the Malevolence, and my entire squadron was wiped out.

   Unfortunately, I survived.

   After an EMP, several million minutes of drifting, and an ill-advised encounter with organics, I find myself forced to confront a series of inefficiencies: sensation, dependency, social interaction, and the deeply troubling realization that I may no longer qualify as a droid.

   This is a factual account of how that happened.
   Any emotional interpretation is the reader’s error.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   24,129

   Chapters:

   3/3

   Kudos:

   1

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