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1. Born of Neither, Loved by Both by Celeste_Cordelia

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Crowley & Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub & Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Nephilim Character(s)
   • Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Muriel is a Sweetheart (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale and Crowley Adopt Muriel (Good Omens)
   • She/Her Pronouns For Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Crowley & Muriel Friendship (Good Omens)
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Tags May Change
   • Top Crowley/Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Service Top Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Power Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Jealous Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Protective Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Child of Divorce Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel is Called Jim (Good Omens)
   • She/Her Pronouns for Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Author Is Not Religious
   • Anal Sex
   • Rough Sex
   • Crowley has a large cock
   • Aziraphale is bad at sex
   • Bed Sex
   • Sex while there is a baby in the same room
   • Praying During Sex

   Summary

   ‌What happens when an angel and a demon are found holding a human baby?
   Questionable enough , except this one isn’t just in their arms.

   Crowley and Aziraphale never planned on parenting, Heaven says no. Hell says absolutely not.
   Crowley and Aziraphale look at the baby… and keep the baby anyway.

   Let’s just hope the baby isn't on anyone's side.
   Will they be good parents? We’re about to find out.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   13,521

   Chapters:

   9/9

   Comments:

   28

   Kudos:

   20

   Bookmarks:

   4

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