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“Hey, got you something.” Velvette gives Carmilla a present.
“For me?” Carmilla sounded almost surprised.
“Open it. I wanna see your reaction.”
“Okay..” She slowly unwrapped the gift.
When it was finally revealed, she slowly blinked. “What..what is this?” She questioned, raising a brow.
“Yeah, I thought it fits you.”
“What does “MILF” mean?”
“Oh, you’ll find out eventually. Internet slang, Grandma.”
“..Well, thank you,” she nodded, appreciating the gift either way.
“Now, come on and wear it.”
Carmilla wears it.
Velvette took a picture. “Hah! You look great, babe.”
“...You better..”
“Already did it darling,” she grinned. “Ahah, I got a couple of likes in a few minutes.”
“...”
“Yeah, I know. I’m the best when it comes to clothes. You should thank me, it’s literally your vibe.”
“I don’t think I want to know what it means anymore.”