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Rookie chat (+Jack) (+Liam<3) (+Franco)
Franco
Guys
Do you know what to get your secret santa?
Liam
Oh I know exactly what to get him
Isack
I’m still thinking
Kimi
Me too
Franco
This is harder than I thought
And I don’t want to ask somebody else, you know? I want to get one myself
Ollie
Honestly I don’t think it’s that deep
It’s for good fun
Jack
Ollie is right
If you get a nice gift it’s good
If you get a joke gift they’ll be fine too
Kimi
That’s what George said too
People know what they sign up for with secret santa
Franco
Okay
Maybe I’ll have an idea
Drivers chat (silly matters only!)
Fernando
I have entered this cursed chat
To have @Nico and @Gabi in a space with witnesses
Kimi
Oh oh
Ollie
I cannot see
Alex
Blind and deaf
Liam
I haven’t even seen the chat
Isack
What chat
Pierre
Oooh someone’s done
Esteban
Pierre, summoned by the drama
Pierre
Shut up
Yuki
Pierre be nice
Fernando
I believe that Nico bought it
Wrapped it even
Put his name on it
But who’s idea was it really?
Because I do not believe for a minute that Gabi had nothing to do with this
Gabi
What if I told you it was Lance’s idea?
Lance
Don’t get me involved in this
I enjoy it from a distance
Fernando
I will spank you with the cane
George
Jesus
Lance
Kinky
Gabi
Daddy kink maxing
Kimi
LMAO
Liam
I don’t even know what to say anymore
Nico
Was it really that bad? You seemed to think it was funny
Fernando
It is a little funny
I still need to call someone out
Gabi
Yeah it was me lmao
Fernando
I knew it was you!
You little shit
Nico
He also said he was gonna get me one for my 40th birthday
From one old man to another, maybe we shouldn’t listen to Gabi that much
Gabi
Hey!
Mean old man
I will not take care of you one day if you’ll act this way
Nico
Don’t make fun of other people if you can’t take them making fun of you
George
Speaking of Secret Santa
I don’t know why you would gift Alex a cookbook @Fernando but I am already scared for our kitchen
Fernando
That is exactly why I got it
You can get into a new hobby together
Cooking is fun
Gabi
@Alex we can get together and exchange our cookbooks
We can cook together
French-Spanish bland
Fernando
Do not dishonour my countries cuisine like this
Pierre
????
Okay mean
Nico
I was actually surprised how well Gabi cooks
I thought he was gonna burn something (or someone) for sure but it works
Gabi
It’s almost impossible to burn something as long as you keep an eye on it
Ollie
Almost
Kimi
We still managed to
George
Not surprising
Alex
I for one like the cookbook
We’ll figure it out Georgie
Kimi
I am happily building Legos over here
Secret Santa balls
Lando
Glad you like it
I figured you can’t go wrong with Lego
Lance
I figured I can’t go wrong with Tim Tams but I did
Sorry
Oscar
Nah it’s fine
No worries
Isack
@Liam I still don’t understand why you gifted me an alarm clock???
Liam
Cause you always oversleep
Isack
So do you!
Liam
So? I’m sleeping next to you, it’s gonna wake both of us up
Ollie
The alarm clock was funny
Lando
You know what was even funnier?
Oscar
Don’t start
Lando
THE PICTURE??? Charles you are such a diva I love you
Max
First the title then my boyfriend
Back the fuck off
George
Oh right
I knew there was something else I needed to discuss
Charles
Haha
Sorry George, I was tempted
George
Tempted by Max by chance?
Max
How did you get that idea?
George
Is Lestappen ganging up on me?? Because of you are please tell me, I can’t handle both of you
Pierre
How about Charles goes back into the kitchen and learns how to be a good husband?
Charles
We are still not engaged yet
Yuki
That’s exactly why
He’s giving you an aggressive hint
Max
Love that the guide is approved by more than one million women btw
Pierre
Oh Max
We all know you are the most perfect woman of them all
But I’m sure Charles will borrow so you can read it too
Since your lame ass opted out of Secret Santa this year I had to get something for both of you :)
Oscar
Becoming a perfect husband: Approved by one million women and Max Verstappen
Isack
I would buy it
Lance
Me too
Max
@George If you don’t want the picture you can return it
George
It’s okay
Alex wanted to hang it in the bathroom but I don’t need that kind of existential crisis while taking a piss
Kimi
The kind of things Toto does to motivate himself
George
Do not remind me
That picture of Horner is still haunting me
Pierre
At least Esteban got two more items for his Spiderman collection
Esteban
:)
Oscar
I was not sure if you had them already
Esteban
I didn’t! Thank you again Oscar
Liam
Oh yeah
@Ollie I know you think you are funny
You are not
Ollie
Why?? With your team it is useful
Liam
I do not need to give them more ideas
Isack
They already saw it
It’s too late
Liam
Fuck me
Isack
Not now
I have to set my alarm clock
Oh no OUR alarm clock
Liam
Mf
Next time I’m also gonna buy you a guide on how to be a good husband approved by one million women and the most perfect woman of them all, Max Verstappen
Isack
Does this mean we are getting married????
Liam
Not yet
Kimi
I also think the Angry Argentinian Bearman is funny
It’s cute
But my bear is cute in everything
Franco
It came to me in a dream
I asked Santa what to gift a bear for Christmas and he gave me the shirt
Pierre
Of course he did
George
Why is it always you with the weird dreams???
Franco
I don’t know :,)
I want to go home
Alex
Me and George are in Thailand
Sorry Franco
Franco
No I know
I am in Australia anyways so
Oscar
You are?
Franco
Yeah I’m with Jack and his family
Kimi
Aw
That’s cute
Gabi
Yeah
Carlos
I for one am also happy with my gifts
Isack
I almost got you something else
But I’m happy I went with it
Carlos
Like what?
Isack
Like something for a different area
Carlos
Now you are scaring me
Kimi
Nipple piercing
Ollie
Lmaoooo
Isack
Carlos’s hair >>>> Carlos nipples
Gabi
Disagree
Oscar
Not the nipples again please
Lando
@George Do you think you could get me the Mercedes Santa hat? I am so living for the emo vibes
George
Come on
It’s not that bad
Alex
THAT’S WHAT I SAID
Little emo George with his little emo hat
Lando
“It’s not a phase!”
Kimi
George had an emo phase????
George
I did not
Alex
He almost did
You should see George with eyeliner
George
I am so glad I didn’t dye my hair
I don’t think I could get over that
Alex
That was so long ago
Lando
Yeah
We’ll have 2026 in like two weeks
Carlos
Ah we’ll make it
Merry Christmas everybody
Or happy Holidays
I hope I’ll see all of you next year
Isack
There is one more thing to do
Liam
I sent you the number
Carlos
Oh yes!
How could I forget
Carlos added Arvid to the chat