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1. Feed Them and They Will Cum, Sorry, Come by kentler

   Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Dec 2025

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   • Chu Wanning/Mo Ran | Mo Weiyu
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Top Mo Ran | Mo Weiyu/Bottom Chu Wanning
   • Top Mo Ran | Mo Weiyu
   • Bottom Chu Wanning
   • Trans Chu Wanning
   • Chu Wanning Has a Vagina
   • Vampire Chu Wanning
   • Blood Drinking
   • Cooking Lessons
   • Love at First Sight
   • Getting Together
   • Dry Humping
   • Panties
   • listen here bucko CWN's white cotton panties are VERY important to me
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Creampie
   • Comedy
   • Romantic Comedy
   • TXJ is either an ancient reincarnated entity or MR’s fursona the readers may choose

   Summary

   Chu Wanning, an ancient vampire, has joined a series of evening baking classes and promptly fallen hopelessly in love with the instructor, Mo Ran.
   

   Unfortunately, Mo Ran thinks Chu Wanning is already taken… by the perpetually irate Tanlang Elder, who attends every class for “moral support” and keeps advising Chu Wanning to lock Mo Ran in his barn for Stockholm Syndrome purposes.
   

   TLDR: baker!mo ran thinks vampire!chu wanning and the tanlang elder are in a toxic vamp4vamp relationship, and he is 100% willing to be a homewrecker.

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