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1. I’m gonna kill Santa Claus! by Basement_loser

   Fandoms: Collinlock16 - Oneshef (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Dec 2025

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   • AndreW2002/Assimilation (Collinlock16)
   • AndreW2002 & Assimilation (Collinlock16)
   • AndreW2002 & Collinlock16 (Collinlock16)
   • AndreW2002 & PsychoNetworks | AndreW2002's Chat (Collinlock16)
   • Collinlock19 - Relationship
   • AndreW2002 (Collinlock16)
   • Collinlock16 (Collinlock16)
   • Collinlock19
   • Assimilation (Collinlock16)
   • PsychoNetworks | AndreW2002's Chat (Collinlock16)
   • Christmas
   • Established Relationship
   • Crack
   • No Angst
   • Not Beta Read
   • Fluff
   • Chat Logs
   • I'm Bad at Tagging
   • Fun
   • Christmas Eve
   • Sentient AndreW2002 (Collinlock16)
   • He/Him Pronouns for Assimilation (Collinlock16)
   • Santa Outfit
   • First Christmas
   • Christmas Special

   Summary

   Assimilation learns of what Christmas is in a rushed answer from Andre, and he leaves out multiple details. Collin’s decides to mess with them.

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   English

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