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1. you can call me 'honey' if you want by dragonmarked for IckleRonnikens

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Post-Second Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger
   • Auror Harry Potter
   • Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor Harry Potter
   • Friends to Lovers
   • they're idiots at it tho
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Dirty Talk
   • harry calls her petnames in the middle of sexy times and hermione gets horny about it basically
   • but it takes 12k of context to get there to buckle up
   • this is NOT a dig at anybody who likes petnames
   • it's for the plot alright

   Summary

   "Did you two forget to tell us something?”

   “There’s nothing to tell,” Hermione explains. “It’s a dumb game we’ve been playing for months. We call each other cute things and try to find the corniest ones. I’m winning.”

    

   or

   Harry and Hermione make a dumb game of calling each other petnames. It backfires in the best way possible.

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