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1. Row, Row, Row Your Boat by Wac67

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Top Draco Malfoy/Bottom Harry Potter
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Rowing
   • Bad Puns
   • Cheesy

   Summary

   A fic written entirely because I saw the term 'goo canoe' listed as an alternative name for a penis. Hence, a Drarry fic featuring a litany of rowing related euphemisms. Enjoy the cheesiest lines I could come up with. Apologies to anybody who actually rows - I'm sure I've butchered this.
   Please check out the glossary of terms at the end as you like!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,995

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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   Bookmarks:

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