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1. Notty Noises on Christmas Eve by RavenViking

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Theodore Nott/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Theodore Nott
   • Theodore Nott as Santa Clause
   • Auror Harry Potter
   • Established Relationship
   • Christmas Eve
   • Christmas Smut
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Theodore Nott is a Menace
   • Harry Potter is a Menace
   • Here comes Santa Clause
   • role play
   • Magical Ageing
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Fluff and Smut
   • This is Nott a Cult
   • No Beta - We die like my last brain cell over the holidays
   • Be gentle with me - autocorrect on my phone hates me
   • Merry Christmas you hoe hoe hoes

   Summary

   When Harry hears weird noises from the living room on Christmas Eve he moves to investigate. He was not prepared to find Santa stuck and cursing underneath the Christmas tree.

   Language:

   English

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   2,432

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