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Haohao's Baobei has added Jeon Wonwoo to the group chat.
Haohao's Baobei has changed Jeon Wonwoo's name to Wonu.
Haohao's Baobei: Guys be nice to my friend, I'm trying to make him interact with actual humans apart from me.
Hannie: Jun stop making your friend sound like a loner
God of music: why would you even say it like that
Haohao's Baobei: bro I'm not even exaggerating tho like I'm really his only friend that's why I'm Tryna friend set you guys up with him like a true bro.
Haohao: Did you tell Wonwoo you're adding him to the GC?
Puppy: you know this guy?
Haohao: Ofc I do, his Jun's bestfriend. I haven't talked much to him though since neither of us are that talkative.
Haohao's Baobei: um about that... No. But hey he's gonna find out anyways so let it be a surprise?
Sunshine: who is this Wonwoo? How comes I never heard of him before?
Haohao's Baobei: He doesn't really socialise much so it's understandable that you don't know him. He's a great guy tho just shy
Real Tiger: Gooooood Morninggggg how we doing my lil cubs
God of music: first of all no.
Real tiger: rude.
Haohao: there ain't no cubs here and you are NOT a tiger soonyoung for the 127th time
Real tiger: just say you all hate me.
God of music: yes
Hannie: yes
Haohao: yes
Haohao's Baobei: yes
Puppy: yes
Boo: yes
Real Tiger: wow you came online just to hate on me?
Sunshine: dw bro ily
Real tiger: bro 🥺
Sunshine: bro 🥺
Boo: ew. Day ruined. Never do that infront of me again #biggest hater
Real Tiger: oh how I love the smell of sweet friendship
Coups: why tf are y'all blowing up my phone.
Coups: except you Hannie I love you you're doing great honey
Hannie: 🥰
Puppy: wow. Love the fairness.
Coups: shut up Mingyu
Real tiger: shut up Mingyu
Boo: shut up Mingyu
Haohao: shut up Mingyu
Haohao's Baobei: shut up Mingyu
Puppy: all I do is breathe. Wow guys I feel so loved.
Wonu is online.
Wonu: Jun wth
Haohao's Baobei: Rise and shineeee
Wonu: it's too early for whatever this is
Haohao's Baobei: bro it's literally 10 a.m wdym early
Wonu. Exactly. Too damn early to deal with all this on a Sunday morning
Joshua Hung: Sunday morning rain is pouring~
Wonu: who tf-
Boo: oh no.
God of music: you summoned him
Wonu: Jun are your friends okay
Haohao's Baobei: honestly no but it's okay
Wonu: care to tell me why I'm here?
Haohao's Baobei: cuz u need more friends duh
Haohao's Baobei: I can't bear seeing you talk to the PS4 for 5 days straight again. I care for your sanity.
Joshua Hung: 5 days? Im impressed
Puppy: woah you good?
Wonu: I'm great, Jun just exaggerates.
Haohao's Baobei: wow all that care for you and this is how I'm appreciated 🤕
Wonu: girl stfu I'm going back to sleep. I'll talk to y'all after 5 p.m
Sunshine: Should he really be sleeping that much? Im worried
Haohao's Baobei: dw he probably only slept around 5 am today. He will be fine.
Hannie: nth sounds fine in that sentence
Boo: are you sure ur not friends with a vampire?
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Wonu: Good morning guys
Hannie: Good morning 😇😇
Boo: So are we just gonna ignore the fact that it's literally like 6 p.m in the evening rn and bro JUST woke up?
Wonu: don't be a hater 🙄
God of music: I like you Wonu guy
Wonu: thanks me too
Sunshine: HI WONU IM SEOKMIN NICE TO MEET YOU
Wonu: u too
Real tiger: IM SOONYOUNG AND I IDENTIFY AS A TIGER
Wonu: ... Is that like... Normal?
Haohao: unfortunately
Haohao's Baobei: you get used to it dw
Puppy: don't be scared bcs of Soonyoung, he's only delusional sometimes. Im Mingyu
Boo: yeah... Sometimes
Wonu: wait...
Wonu: shit
Private chat with Jun
Wonwoo:
Jun wth why is Kim Mingyu in there
Jun:
He's a good friend of mine dw he's kinda dumb he won't know u like him even if u make it obvious
Wonwoo:
That's not the point!
Jun:
Oh cmon Wonu dw you're gonna enjoy being friends with them
Wonwoo:
Fine
Hannie: Damn they just left like that
Joshua Hung: wonder what's the matter
Wonu: sorry guys something came up
Puppy: its alright.
Puppy: so Wonwoo, what major are you in? Since we're getting to know each other
Puppy: Im in business
Wonu: yeah ik
Boo: how dyk 🤨
Wonu: well you guys are kinda popular so ofc I know
Wonu: to answer ur questions I take engineering
Puppy: oh wow u must be really smart
Wonu: lol I wish
Joshua Hung: I don't think I've ever seen u in campus? I take engineering too
Wonu: that's probably cuz I don't really step foot outside much only when I have to.
God of music: I respect that
Vernon: my phone's been vibrating nonstop wth r u guys talking about I'm not reading all that.
Haohao's Baobei: Nonnie don't be mean and say Hi to my friend Wonwoo
Michael Jackson: Wonwoo Hyung?
Wonu: Chan?
Michael Jackson: HI HYUNG ITS BEEN SO LONG HOW ARE YOU!!
Wonu: I'm fine but I didn't know you were friends with them, are you okay?
Puppy: how do you know Wonwoo?
Chan: He used to tutor me in middle school, he's an absolute genius in maths
Puppy: wow that's so hot
Wonu: what-
Haohao's Baobei: hey I'm offended Wonu why would u ask Chan if he was okay being friends with us? You make it sound as if we're a bad influence 🤕
Wonu: Idk bout the rest but u definitely are.
God of Music: you and I will do great things together, I'm Jihoon.
Wonu: I like you already