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There once was a ship named Titanic, who you may know. But did you know that SHE (EMPHASIS ON SHEEEEEE) was actually PREGNANT 😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯???!!??;?!!?! And the father was the HMS Pandora!!!!!!!!! I know that may be confusing, because that sounds like a gurl. But trust me, even though he was a femboy, he put the boy in femboy, you know what I'm saying? 🚡 They met at the starty night they were both sent out for their test drive. They bumbed into each other, which is why the people thought they would survive bumping into an iceberg. But they failed academically miserablely. The properties of a ship and an icegeulrh are VERY DOFERENT!!! This was a time before Sheldon Cooper. They did not have an academic god to guide them through their problems. When the two bumped into each other, they exchanged oils and that's how the Titanic got pregnant. 🫃🤰💇🏼 They were both blowing steam because they were embarrassed and they ran away with their sexy legs and the drivers fell out of the boeats. After they went howlme and ate Cap'n Crunch cereal for supper, they went to sleep and dreamt of each other. 🥰🥰💯💇🏼 And then the Titanic dreamt of Peri and Yanek chasing her, and the Pandora dreamt of Sheldon Cooper yelling at his driver's to do it right. Oskar and Mina Greuner were on their honeymoon, and ALMOST got on the Titanic. But then but then Jehovah cursed Uncle Abraham and Dawid. Now because ship time is different than time the Titanic's was now 14 months pregnant. And the Pandora was -7 seconds pregnantm. The Titanic went on the drive without Oskar and Mina, and cried. They whaled as they discovered their future had been ruined. And that's when Mina got pregnant with Yanek for 11 years because this was in 1917 and Yanek was born in 1928. The Pandora really wanted to get the Angel Dust official merch, just like Leah, but his parents said no so he snuck out. And when his parents caught him sneaking out, they made it so season 2 of Hazbin Hotel would never come out to punish him. He creid and the Titanic heard him and helped. Umiko ate the howlse of the Titanic. And that caused the Titanic to live with Pandora. BUT THENNNNN Dawid, who is HELLSPAWN because of JEHOVAH broke their electronics. Because Dawid did this, Uncle Abraham and Aunt Faela got mad at him and took away his devices for the rest of the summer. This was when the Titanic intervened and said “I want to marry Pandora. I will drop all charges if you officiate the wedding and bake bread for me” Uncle Abraham and Aunt Faela said yes and then they died in 1943. But don't worry, spoiler alert, Titanic dies in 56 DAYS!!!! And then Peri became their Peri Fari Scari godpam. 🛂🕕 WOWWWWWWW 👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿 They put the Pandora in prisom for a little while because he stole for his family. He tried to take the bread from the guard instead of the key, because bread taste better than key. Then the Titanic had Braxton Hicks disorder and thought she was going into labour FINALLLY after 15 months. She then thought that now that she knew what childbirth felt like, she wanted an abortion, but the Pandora assured her not to. By the 20th month of pregnancy, it was time for the Titanic to SAILLLLL 😱😱😱 But Sheldon Cooper is still not alive so the Driver still thought they would survive ICEBERG ATTANCK. The Pandora farted in his grandfather's breathing machine and his chambers turned black. That is why their family split apart. 👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿 Then the four black guys in the corner intervened and said “this is wrong. You can't do that” and the Pandora cried. The four big guys did backflips and disappeared to watch SEASON 2 OF HAZBIN HOTEL WITHOUT PANDORA BECAUSE it's now out because the Pandora's parents are now gone from his life. This is when the Pandora found out that the TITANIC DIEDDDDDDDD because it's 56 days later. He should've listened to Jasper and Leah 😥😥😥😥😥😥 He went over to make Dawid hurt him. He was so sad that he died of sadness. And Dawid who was harming him. Yanek and Peri visit the graves and sit in the long green grass and cry.
THEE ENDDDDDD