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• I fell down a stair, then proceeded to commit a die. by gzil

  Fandoms: Original Work  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  06 Oct 2023

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

  Summary

  I ate a small child because I thought it was a fried chicken.

  Series

  • Part 1 of shitpost <3

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,679

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Collections:

  1

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  10

• Young Helldon by gzil

  Fandoms: Young Sheldon (TV), Red Dead Redemption (Video Games), Stray (Video Game), 地下幻燈劇画 少女椿 | Chika Gentou Gekiga: Shoujo Tsubaki | Midori (1992), 変身 | Henshin | Metamorphosis (Manga), 双一の勝手な呪い | Souichi no Katte na Noroi (Manga), GOHOME (Video Game), South Park, The Lorax (2012)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Work in Progress

  04 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Sheldon Cooper & Arthur Morgan
  • Sheldon Cooper & Seamus
  • Yoshida Saki & Hanamura Midori
  • Sheldon Cooper
  • Arthur Morgan
  • Seamus (Stray)
  • Hanamura Midori
  • Yoshida Saki (Henshin)
  • Tam Nguyen (Young Sheldon)
  • Kanabun (Shoujo Tsubaki)
  • Tsujii Souichi
  • Cloudia (GOHOME)
  • Tsujii Sayuri
  • The Lorax (The Lorax)
  • Wendy Testaburger
  • Mosaiko Suzuki (GOHOME)
  • Minor wholesomeness
  • shitpost
  • Young Helldon
  • Young Sheldon ahh story
  • MyronDaBossCat's Shitpost

  Summary

  Story formerly known as:

  YOUNG SHELDON AHH STORY

  One fine ass morning, Sheldon awokened and fall down the stairs

  He then forgot to put on his mitten before holding his older brothers hand to pray, and he contracted, COVID-19 (even tho it became a virus in like 2019), hepatitis C, tuberculosis (Arthur Morgan ahh), AIDS, down syndrome, bubonic plague, chicken pox, monkey pox, small pox, ligma, 12 unidentified viruses, and Zaire Ebola to top it all off.

  He didn't die, rather, his train set broke, which is worse or something. He didn't die until 15 days later, when he got cryings to death after going to the fatherless club with Seamus from Stray... also, his viruses helped his death become yes.... see what is happend next...

  shit post.

  Series

  • Part 2 of shitpost <3

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,245

  Chapters:

  9/?

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  11

  Hits:

  209

• Sheldon forgot to put on his mittens before praying. God has now silenced his needs by fucking killing him by gzil

  Fandoms: Young Sheldon (TV), Red Dead Redemption (Video Games), Stray (Video Game)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  09 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Author/Simon (Stray)
  • Sheldon Cooper
  • Pastor Rob (Young Sheldon)
  • Javier Escuella
  • Simon (Stray)
  • Skibidi (i dont watch brainrot i swear)
  • shitpost
  • MyronDaBossCat's Shitpost

  Summary

  😧

  Series

  • Part 3 of shitpost <3

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  40

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Kudos:

  5

  Hits:

  78

• the guy from the swamp gets his ass kicked by gzil

  Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games), Stray (Video Game)  

  • Mature
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  25 Nov 2024

  Tags

  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Bill Williamson/Sonny
  • Bill Williamson
  • Sonny (Red Dead Redemption)
  • Simon (Stray)
  • shitpost
  • MyronDaBossCat's Shitpost

  Summary

  Sonny rapes Arthur and Arthur gets revenge.

  Series

  • Part 4 of shitpost <3

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  131

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  15

  Hits:

  416

• jehova lore. by gzil

  Fandoms: Prisoner B-3087 (Novel), Christian Bible, Real life - Fandom, Lomando | Fancy Island (Video Game), Eddsworld - All Media Types, Original Work, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019), Stray (Video Game)  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  04 Apr 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage Sex
  • The Wolf That Mauled A 6-Year-Old To Death & The 6-Year-Old That Was Mauled To Death By The Wolf That Mauled A 6-Year-Old To Death
  • Jehovah/The Wolf That Mauled A 6-Year-Old To Death
  • God/Jehova
  • Jehovah/Jehovah's witness
  • Jehovah/Yanek Gruener
  • Jehovah/Zephan Frost
  • Jehovah & Tom
  • Jehovah/Tom's Father
  • Jehovah/Tom's Mother
  • Jehovah/Tom's Step-Father
  • Patryk/Author
  • Simon/Author
  • Seamus/Author
  • Jeanma/Author
  • The Wolf That Mauled A 6-Year-Old To Death/Drugs
  • Mina Gruener/Oskar Gruener (Prisoner B-3087)
  • Mina Gruener & Yanek Gruener (Prisoner B-3087)
  • Oskar Gruener & Yanek Gruener (Prisoner B-3087)
  • Uncle Moshe & Yanek Gruener (Prisoner B-3087)
  • Adolf Hitler & Yanek Gruener
  • Adolf Hitler/Drugs
  • Yanek Gruener & Dawid Gruener (Prisoner B-3087)
  • Yanek Gruener (Prisoner B-3087)
  • Mina Gruener (Prisoner B-3087)
  • Oskar Gruener (Prisoner B-3087)
  • Jehova
  • Jehova's Witness
  • Yukan no Shonen
  • Zephan Frost
  • The Wolf That Mauled A 6-Year-Old To Death
  • The 6-Year-Old That Was Mauled To Death By The Wolf That Mauled A 6-Year-Old To Death
  • Tom (Eddsworld)
  • Tom's Father (Eddsworld)
  • Tom's Mother (Eddsworld)
  • Tom's Step-Father (Eddsworld)
  • God
  • Drugs - Character
  • Uncle Moshe (Prisoner B-3087)
  • Dawid Gruener (Prisoner B-3087)
  • Simon (Stray)
  • Seamus (Stray)
  • Jeanma (Stray)
  • Adolf Hitler
  • shitpost
  • MyronDaBossCat's Shitpost
  • Drugs
  • Depression
  • Circumcision
  • Self-Circumcision
  • Self-Circumcision Gone Wrong
  • Penis Split into four parts
  • Bar Mitzvah
  • Scary
  • Canada
  • Gambling
  • Blackmail
  • revenge porn
  • Reputation Ruined
  • Party Crashing
  • Jewish Character
  • Canon Jewish Character
  • Semi-Adult Circumcision
  • poland - Freeform
  • World War II
  • Filming
  • Sad
  • Gender Transition

  Series

  • Part 5 of shitpost <3

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,546

  Chapters:

  4/?

  Collections:

  1

  Kudos:

  6

  Hits:

  196

• PREGNANT SHIP 😱😱😱😱 by gzil, River890

  Fandoms: Original Work, Real Person Fiction, Prisoner B-3087 - Alan Gratz, Fairly OddParents, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Young Sheldon (TV), Christian Bible  

  • General Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2025

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Titanic/HMS Pandora
  • Abraham Gruener/Fela Gruener
  • Mina Gruener/Oskar Gruener
  • Titanic - Character
  • HMS Pandora
  • Abraham Gruener
  • Fela Gruener
  • Poof | Peri Cosma
  • Yanek Gruener
  • Dawid Gruener
  • Oskar Gruener
  • Mina Gruener
  • Sheldon Cooper
  • Jehova
  • femboy
  • shitpost
  • or should i say SHIPPOST hehehehe
  • yeah... yeah ill leave
  • evil dawid gruener
  • i swear im not 12
  • Inanimate Object Porn
  • i ship ships

  Series

  • Part 6 of shitpost <3

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  721

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  34