Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

• Yes, Continue
• No, Go Back

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

1. 10 Things I Hate About You, Jabber Wonger by punketa

   Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   07 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Zanka Nijiku/Jabber Wonger
   • Zanka Nijiku & Riyo Reaper
   • Enjin & Zanka Nijiku & Riyo Reaper & Rudo Surebrec
   • Cthoni Andor & Jabber Wonger (Gachiakuta)
   • Zanka Nijiku
   • Jabber Wonger
   • Riyo Reaper
   • Enjin (Gachiakuta)
   • Cthoni Andor
   • Rudo Surebrec
   • Amo Empool
   • Noerde Hew Amozo
   • Bundus Begalkeit
   • Fu Orostor
   • Follo Tunito
   • Tomme Mima
   • August Stilza
   • Gris Rubion
   • Eishia Stilza
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Inspired by 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Sexual Tension
   • manga and anime spoilers lol
   • Clubbing
   • Drinking
   • Smoking
   • Rough Kissing
   • Making Out
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • Sadist Zanka Nijiku (Gachiakuta)
   • Top Zanka Nijiku (Gachiakuta)
   • Bottom Jabber Wonger (Gachiakuta)
   • Bonding Over Trauma
   • Childhood Trauma
   • Zanka Nijiku-centric (Gachiakuta)
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Hurt/Comfort

   Summary

   Zanka gets intel on the Raider's by fake dating Jabber. Loosely inspired by one of my favorite movies:P

   I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair.

   I hate the way you drive my car; I hate it when you stare.

   I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.

   I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me rhyme.

   I hate it -- I hate the way you're always right;

   I hate it when you lie.

   I hate it when you make me laugh; even worse when you make me cry.

   I hate it when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you - not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   43,770

   Chapters:

   8/10

   Comments:

   35

   Kudos:

   157

   Bookmarks:

   30

   Hits:

   3,221