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The corridor was as beautiful as ever. The yellow light shining through the stained glass windows reflected off the tile floor and made the whole room look as if the sun was rising outside. It was a remarkable thing, since there was no sun underground.
The human looked the same as ever. They didn’t bother stopping at the save point at the end of the hall anymore, since they knew they would have more opportunities to save later. They didn’t stop to admire the hall’s beauty, as they sometimes did. They just continued down the corridor, face as blank as ever, only stopping when Sans appeared in front of them.
“So you finally made it…”
The human interrupted him. Another person might not have heard what they said, but Sans was already expecting it.
If Sans wasn’t always smiling, he would have grinned. Just as he expected.
“…did you just say ‘I’m the legendary fartmaster’? wow. how immature can you get?”
The human’s expression didn’t change.
“well then, I guess you wanna see my room. have a key. knock yourself out.”
They felt at their keychain, and found the key. Sans took this as his cue to leave, and teleported out of the hall.
As soon as he felt solid again, he took out his phone and sent a text to Papyrus.
* guess who just admitted to being a legendary fartmaster
* and also is probably going to visit my room again before they fight asgore
It didn’t take long for Papyrus to respond. He was probably anticipating this, anyway.
UGH
I HOPE YOU ADDED MORE MYSTERIOUS PHOTOGRAPHS TO YOUR ALBUM BECAUSE OTHERWISE THEY ARE WASTING THEIR TIME
* more importantly I believe you owe me 20g
FINE
BUT I AM NOT PAYING YOU UNTIL AFTER THE RESET
AND DON’T FORGET YOU STILL OWE ME FOR THE LAST RUN
* hey, I’ll pay you when I get my check tomorrow ;)
SANS OH MY GOD