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Regulus Black was cheated on, dumped, and now faces the Christmas gala with “sad, lonely and reject” practically stamped on his forehead.
His brother suggests finding a date who can follow a script, look devastating in an expensive tux, and help his ex choke on pretentious food.
James Potter knows an opportunity when he sees one.