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[Yuu UNKN-REDAC-UNKNO-ERROR ERROR added 20+ persons to the groupchat]

[Ace Trappola] wtf is this vro 💀

[Deuce Spade] more importantly, what is wrong with Yuu's username?

[Yuu UNKN-REDAC-UNKNO-ERROR ERROR] I don't know what you're talking about

[Floyd Leech] hehehehehe shrinpt has a meddes uo mame hehehhehehhe🦐🦐🦐💥👋🦐🦐🤔🤔🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Ace Trappola] ur spelling sucks balls my guy

[Floyd Leech] you wanna get squeezed?

[Ace Trappola] no no no I'm sorry!

[Floyd Leech] aww I wsa loiking fowsnrss ro pauqidwsxzjnf you 💔💔💔😠😠😠💥💥💥✊🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[Leona Kingscholar] what the hell is this, all the dinging woke me up

[Vil Schoenheit] as much as I hate to concur with this lazy beast, I also find myself wondering what this is for

[Floyd Leech] anfledfishie hsf dizj fpps hesnnwt kuje kiidwm yo s koyukw vro 💀💀💔💔🔥🔥☝️🤓💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔🔥🔥💔💔

[Azul Ashengrotto] not a single word of that sentence was legible.

[Yuu UNKN-REDAC-UNKNO-ERROR ERROR] is Floyd having a stroke???

[Jade Leech] that is just how my brother types, unfortunately 😔

[Floyd Leech] divg upy 🤬🤬😡😡😡🤡🤡🤡💩💩💩🤬🤬💔💔💥💥

[Jade Leech] I believe that means 'fuck you'.

[Floyd Leech] oy siwa sbf o nrsm uy 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔✊✊👉👉🫵🫵🤜🤜🤜💥💥💥💥

[Jade Leech] 'it does and I mean it'

[Cater Diamond] o-m-SEVENS THIS IS SO AMAZING! #groupchat #lovingit

[Cater Diamond] SUCH a good idea Yuu!!!!! #fab-Yuu-lous

[Idia Shroud] e-e-eep! A groupchat with all the ssr+ cards of the school? All extrovert normies!! I think I'm actually going to die help me Ortho help me

[Ruggie Bucchi] no way he just stuttered in text 💀

[Ortho Shroud] my brother uses a speech to text algorithm that he designed himself, so that he can answer texts without looking away from his video games!

[Ortho Shroud] even if he did physically type that out, you still shouldn't pick on my brother!

[Floyd Leech] eju bir 😑😑🤔🤔🙁🙄🙄😪

[Jade Leech] 'why not'

[Ortho Shroud] because I have your bank account details!

[Ace Trappola] HA GOTTEM

[Ortho Shroud] I have yours, too, Ace. And everyone else in thia groupchat except for Yuu!

[Ace Trappola] .

[Ace Trappola] wait why don't you have Yuus?

[Ortho Shroud] because Yuu does not have a bank account!

[Yuu UNKN-REDAC-UNKNO-ERROR ERROR] *sniffles moneylessly*

[Kalim Al-Asim] oh no 😢 I can give you some money if you need

[Yuu UNKN-REDAC-UNKNO-ERROR ERROR] YES YES YES YES KALIM MARRY ME ILY

[Kalim Al-Asim] ☺️

[Ruggie Bucchi] oh?

[Ruggie Bucchi] *sigh...*

[Kalim Al-Asim] what's wrong Ruggie?

[Ruggie Bucchi] it's nothing...

[Ruggie Bucchi] well... I mean, it's just that my family has no money, and I sent most of my earnings ro my impoverished Grandma, but I don't have much for myself... *Sigh...*

[Kalim Al-Asim] oh my goodness 😰😰 so you need me to give you some too?

[Jamil Viper] omfs Kalim

[Leona Kingscholar] Ruggie where's my sandwich? I asked for it thirty minutes ago

[Floyd] ajshshha djsejdizlr got xivlrs 😛😛😛😆😆😆😆🤡🤡🤡👻👻👊👊🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😛😛😛😛😛

[Azul Ashengrotto] I am deeply disappointed in everyone here

[Azul Ashengrotto] except for you Jamil ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ ily 💋💋❤️‍🔥

[Jamil Viper] I swear to the seven im going to kms

[Ortho Shroud changed 22+ names]

[Alien] oh no

[Alien] .

[Never had his first kiss] who the hell is Alien

[Never had his first kiss] HOW DO TOU KNOW THIS

[Been to court thirteen times] I bet that's Ace

[Never had his first kiss] WHAT RHE HELL

[Been to court thirteen times] .

[Been to court thirteen times] okay listen a few of those times were for my parents' divorce

[Has Mother Issues] Whoever that is had better not be from my dorm or it's OFF with your head

[Alien] oh hey Riddle!

[Killed a man once] goambdfiahie!!!!!!!! 🐟🐟🐟♥️♥️♥️♥️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💥💥💥👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋

[Slept with his stalker] you what??!!

[Ate the body] don't worry about it.

[Ate the body] . Don't mind my name.

[Never had his first kiss] WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE IN THIS CHAT

[Covered it up] everything.

[Has a suitcase filled with pictures of people around campus] I adore your matching names!! Beauté! Such friendship!

[Slept with his stalker] why doesn't that name surprise me?

[Has a suitcase filled with pictures of people around campus] you know me so well!!!! 😍😍

[Killed a man once] upi hita stw divl desvld 🙄🙄😆😆💀💀💀💀💀😔🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

[Ate the body] you say that like you're not a freak yourself, Floyd

[Killed a man once] o sn bpy 😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🫵🫵🫵🫵👊👊👊👊👊👊🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜💥💥💥💥💥💥

[Ate the body] yes you are. We all are.

[Will do anything for money] I'm not though

[Has a grudge against a child] you clearly fucking are, Ruggie

[Will do anything for money] FUCK YOU LEONA

[Has a grudge against a child] where's my sevensdamned sandwich Ruggie

[Killed a man once] iiiiiig zkpzlws 😛😛😛😛😛💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[Ate the body] 'oooh clocked'

[Will do anything for money] sybau Floyd

[Killed a man once] SOS UOI RVWN TWSF NT MABR? UKK SI UR YO UPI RII VORXG 😡🤬🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡😡😡😡💥💥💥🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜

[Ate the body] 'did you even read my name? I'll do it to you too bitch'

[Will do anything for money] I'm not scared of you, Leona needs me and therefore he'll protect me from you 😋😋

[Killed a man once] dixl upy uoi dixjobf stdwjpkr aib p vurzg 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Ate the body] Floyd, language!

[Class clown but secretly depressed] sheeeeesh Floyd, wash out your mouth!!!

[Class clown but secretly depressed] oh wow I'm so glad I didn't use my usual texting style in anticipation of an odd name

[Has a suitcase filled with pictures of people around campus] I'm so sad that someone in this groupchat is plagued by such an affliction and feels the need to hide it!!

[Covered it up] yes... Perhaps we should start selling medication at the Mostro lounge?

[Ate the body] that's a good idea. It might clash with our brand though.

[Covered it up] you're right... And the legal hoops would be difficult to jump through. Perhaps we should just do it 'under the table' so to speak.

[Will do anything for money] bros really planning to sell drugs and just doing it in a bigass groupchat 💀💀

[Ate the body] yes, well you won't tell anyone. Right? :)

[Will do anything for money] what will you give me?

[Ate the body] your life left intact.

[Will do anything for money] mmmmmm I'll think about it

[Genuinely sweet] @Been to court thirteen times you're wanted

[Been to court thirteen times] how do you know who I am 😰😰

[Genuinely sweet] you told me about going to court, remember?

[Been to court thirteen times] alr yeah I'm coming

[Punched a senior citizen] so that's either Trey or Kalim because nobody else is genuinely nice

[Class clown but secretly depressed] truuuuuuue I think it's Trey because it's also a pun! 'sweet' as in the things he bakes!!!!

[Genuinely sweet] you got me 😔

[Killed a man once] uwsj Jade oa diiiiuiiiii ob kicw eoeg rewu hehehehehe 😝♥️♥️♥️♥️😍😍💥💥💥💥♥️♥️♥️♥️😍😍😆😆😆😆😆

[Ate the body] I'm not translating that.

[Class clown but secretly depressed] I can!!!!

[Class clown but secretly depressed] he said... Something something something, Jade's in love with Trey!

[Genuinely sweet] ...

[Ate the body] ...

[Genuinely sweet] uhm.... Private GC?

[Ate the body] ....yes.