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1. terrible people doing terrible things by honeyfarm

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   31 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino & Velvette & Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino & Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Velvette & Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • they're all as morally terrible as they are in canon if not moreso
   • Problematic age gaps
   • legal but problematic
   • coffee shop AU
   • MENTIONED RAPE/SA
   • vauge rape/sa
   • Rape/Non-con Elements
   • noncon is not between any of the vees
   • Murder
   • Vox is a creep
   • val is also a creep
   • vel is slightly less of a creep but still a creep
   • vel in a qpp dynamic with vox and val (eventually)
   • barista velvette
   • coffee shop manager vox
   • Sex Worker Valentino
   • Cycles of abuse
   • Character Study
   • Relationship Study
   • Explicit sex scenes
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • Rise to Power
   • influencer velvette
   • the vees more like the cluster b's
   • Vox Has NPD | Narcissistic Personality Disorder (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Autistic Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino has bpd
   • valentino has bipolar disorder
   • velvette has aspd
   • val and vel both have eating disorders
   • Disordered Eating
   • fatphobia
   • Lesbophobia
   • the most complex and annoying qpp dynamics of all time
   • vox is problemactically older than the other two but not illegally so (25 and 19/18)
   • kind of sugar daddy dynamics but also not really
   • trauma responses
   • rip vox you would've loved american psycho
   • no beta we die like vox's metal stability in s2
   • Developing Relationships
   • switching POV
   • Cyberbullying
   • Death Threats
   • mention of suicide
   • Past radiosilence

   Summary

   What if the Vees worked in a coffee shop?

   A fanfic about terrible people doing terrible things and the terrible things that happened to them that resulted in them being terrible people. But terrible people are still people. And they feel and they want and they love. Even as they repeat the cruelty shown to them.

   Read with caution.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,884

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   28

   Bookmarks:

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