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1. The Isekai’d Squire and His Metal Meathead. by VeryLazySeal

   Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), Chivalry (Tripwire Interactive Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   18 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Natsuki Subaru & Everyone
   • Natsuki Subaru
   • Emilia (Re:Zero)
   • Original Characters
   • Other Re:Zero Characters (I'm too lazy to list them)
   • Humor
   • Action/Adventure
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • I'm Bad at Tagging
   • translated from Russian
   • Isekai and Transmigration
   • From Russia With Love - Freeform
   • Russian character
   • Oh My God
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Canonical Character Death
   • Canon Universe
   • Knights - Freeform
   • What does Chivalry have to do with it?
   • you will find out
   • Tags Are Hard
   • Tags Are Fun
   • Help
   • Subaru still main hero but theres Ivan
   • Battle Scenes

   Summary

   You know how it usually goes, right?
   Some totally ordinary guy, with a totally ordinary face, living a totally ordinary life, gets run over by Truck-kun, Train-san, Airplane-sama—basically any random vehicle with a Japanese honorific slapped on it—and then he wakes up in an anime (or a book, comic, whatever) and proceeds to wreck the canon.
   And this story isn’t all that different from the others… except for one tiny detail.

   Have you ever had Mr. Crane fall on you?
   A tower crane?
   No?
   Good. Keep it that way.

   Because it did fall on Ivan-cubed.
   And he got isekai’d.

   Or it’s a story about a Russian guy with an unusual appearance who gets sent — without any choice in the matter — to the world of Re:Zero, where he latches onto Natsuki Subaru and the others in hopes of making it to the end of the plot and finding a way back home, all while entertaining his “patron” in the process.

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   English

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