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It was a normal morning except- Soukoku had the day off!
"ughh-" The oolder groans, waking up first to stop the alarm, after prying the arms off of him, he stares at the younger, 'Adorable, he should sleep in more often' he smiled, walking to the kitchen, grabing a pancake mix, and started to cook, trying to be quiet so that the younger could sleep in, since he was home late that night since the new partner of his, forced him to do paperwork.
He works smoothly, until the door to their bedroom opens, as a tall, bandaged-wrapped, male, walks to him, and wrapped his arms around his waist, snuggling into the nape of his neck, "Good morning to you too, Osamu" he chuckles, continuing his cooking, he only hears a mhm back, but he assumes that he agrees or just too tired. Once hes done with the pancakes, he went to the table, slowly since Dazai was hanging on him basically, once they sat down, and as Chuuya helped Dazai sit down, who by the way, is like half asleep.
"Eat, Osamu" Chuuya said softly, Dazai blinks subconciously, after a few seconds he grabbed his spoon, slowly bringing it to his lips and into his mouth, swallowing hard, he looked at Chuuya, a smile on his face. "Good job Osamu" he chuckled, as Dazai ate, while his plate was empty, after a while, they were done eating, as Chuuya walked to the sink, He heard a thud- "Osamu?" He shouted voice stern but concerned, as a whimper came, he dropped the dishes in the sink and hurried to the livingroom, where he saw Dazai on tthe floor.
"Osamu? are you alr-" Chuuya got cut off. "Ughh- chuu are you gonna help me up, or just gonna stare?" Dazai said, fully awake now, with a grin on his face, chuuya complied and after- "Why are you so goddamn cute today, asshole?!" he yelled, "Its not my fault slugg!" he yelled back, while laughing.
Chuuya carried Dazai bridal style to their bedroom, closing the door, and setting Dazai down, Messy brown locks with his pretty hazel eyes, staring at him, while his blue fish pajamas crinkled, and slightly dirty, "lets cuddle?" Dazai said with puppy eyes, hoping to convince Chuuya, which had already been in Chuuya's mind since he woke up. "ugh c'mere hen ya big baby" he said half annoyed but content, they snuggled up, with Chuuya the big spoon and Dazai as the little spoon. Dazai's breathing evened and he relaxed, while Chuuya, hands in Dazai's brown locks, 'how is his hair super soft?' they cuddled for a few hours until its afternoon.
(AT THE AGENCY, AKA KUNIKIDA HAVING A LECTURE ABOUT IMPORTANCE OF WORK AND BEING ORGANIZED)
TW: SLIGHTLY EVEN MORE MEAN KUNIKIDA
"WHERE IS THAT GODDAMN FREELOADER!" he shouted and the entire building heard him for sure, as Atsushi was working and the younger ones were playing, and Yosano in her infirmary, Ranpo on his desk munching on chips and candy, Fukuzawa come out of his office to shush him, and tell him the reason of Dazai's absense, "Kunikida please refrain from yelling loudly, the people doownstairs might hear, and Dazai has taken a day-poff" He said, going back to his office, while Kunikida, Yosano, and Atsushi perked up- well except for Kunikida.
"What" Kunikida said witth doubt 'Dazai? taking a day-off? actually informing them hes not gonna work?' Yosano bursts out the infimary and Atsushi stands up as they all say "Did you hear that right?" at the same time, "i think i heard something wrong or did I?" Atsushi said, for however long he had known his mentor not once has he called for a day-off, he would usually just leave and not tell anyone so why was he taking a day-off, so sudden too.
"We should go to his house" Yosano says with a concerned look, and Atsushi nods, "yeah i hope Dazai-san isnt trying to kill himself again" worried. Ranpo speaks up, "Hes fine you know?" while munching on chips, Kunikida looks at him and confirms "Hes- fine?" Ranpo nods, "You can still go there, althrough there is something thats definitely gonna make you shoocked but, knock yourselves out!" Ranpo said, while chuckling 'they're gonna look so funny, i wish i could be there HAHAHAH'.
(TIME-SLIP, THEY MADE IT TO DAZAI- NAKAHARA-DAZAI'S HOUSE)
"Are we sure this is his house?" Atsushi asked, looking up,Kunikida nods while holding the files in his hands while Yosano drives up, to the gates, "It says here, he has a spouse, just- her name isnt written here, ill have to ask his spouse that" he says with a sigh. Getting out the car, they got Atsushi to ring the doorbell, (now to the next pov)
The door rings, Chuuya wakes up immediately, he always had been a lightsleeper, he prys Dazai's limbs off of him and walks at a slow pace as he reaches the front door unlocking it and-
Once Atsushi rang the bell, they all tensed, or looking at the ground, which there was a rug, 'Fuck off if your not a fish or a slug' which greatly confused Atsushi 'why would Dazai-san only want a fish or slug at his doorst-' the door opens, which they look up, meeting the gaze of a certain redhead- 'wait Nakahara Chuuya?' Kunikida reaches for his weapon but gets stopped by a red glow and- "relax, why are you here Agency-fuckers?" his voice stern, as his gaxze could kill a hundred men.
Atsushi breaks the tension, "Uh we're here for Dazai-san, if you dont mind me asking Nakahara-san why are you here?" curious, "I live here, and come on in, the mackerel's asleep" He said, annoyed they just had to ruin their cuddling for this?
As Chuuya made them sit down at the couch he goes to get Dazai, after a few moments, Dazai is seen walking out from their bedroom, rubbing his eyes, and trying to walk, which Chuuya was behind Dazai ready to catch him if he falls, Dazai meets their gazes, and flashes a smile, "Ah~ what are you guys doing here, i thought i had the day-off?" Kunikida stared at him, before swallowing, "thats why we decided to come here, and why are YOU with a Excutive in the port mafia" He said sternly, Dazai rubbed his eyes and spoke again "We're married, thats why hes here Kunikida-kun~" He said half-asleep, which made the blond faint on their couch making Chuuya chuckle, and Yosano shining, "SINCE WHEN?? AND WHY WASNT I INVITED??" she basically shouted as they talked exactly for 4 hours.
"I think Dazai is getting sleepy, you all should go home" Chuuya said, since Dazai was in his lap asleep already, they all nodded, "Bye Chuuya-san!" Atsushi headed out first, "Bye, and thank you foor having us in your home Nakahara-san" Kunikkida second, "We should drink more Chuuya!" Yosano was last.
Finally the day was over, as Chuuya pressed a kiss on his Husband's forehead.