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Will could be partying right now, but no, Mike’s nothingburger ass decided he wanted to play dnd. Why did he used to be in love with this fucking loser? Just looking at him, he’s getting icked out from that big ass forehead.
“Time to join your friends sorcerer.” Mike looks at him with those crusty ass vampire teeth.
What the fuck..? Did he really just do that? Will gets a whole body shiver from how icked out he is. Is this Ted 2.0 serious right now?
Will can already feel the bile coming up in his throat from the disgusting scene he just witnessed. This fucker needs to go, he doesn’t contribute to society anyways.
Will stands up, projectile vomiting right onto Mike. Serves the fucker right. But this isn’t enough. Will needs to kill him.
Lucas, Dustin, and Max watch in shock as Will runs up the stairs and comes back within a few minutes with a machine gun.
Mike looks at him, covered in Will’s vomit, with that stupid emotionless face. He’s fixing to get gunned down with a machine gun and this dumbass can’t even emote to save his life. Pathetic.
“This is what you get for being a cringy nothingburger!” Will yells and fires up the machine gun, firing it right into Mike’s big ass forehead.
Blood and brains go flying everywhere, the sight feeling Will with a deep satisfaction. He’s finally free from the grasps of the emotionless demon he once called his friend.
Lucas, Max, and Dustin blink as Will turns off the machine gun, dusting his hands off and letting out a sigh of relief.
“We finally won’t have to listen to that fuckers cringy ass stories anymore.” Max says and Lucas and Dustin stand up.
“How about we celebrate by going to that party?” Lucas says and they all nod.
“Let’s go.” Will grins and they all head upstairs, Max, Lucas, and Dustin all stepping on Mike’s lanky ass body on the way out.
Will ends up getting to go to the party after all. Now he can finally have some actual fun and not have to listen to that nothingburgers stories anymore. He’s finally free.
The end.