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Published:
2026-01-03
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2026-01-29
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3/?
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IM GONNA LOSE MY SHIT (twst chatfic oh yeah)

Summary:

heh, guess who wrote ts instead of writing the script for his video essay on why magnus black from the hit show, Bakugan Battle Planet, is queercoded

 

it's me.

enjoy if you can, divas (also sorry for the very little amount of romantic ships, as im kinda picky abt them, mb divas)

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: 67 hell

Chapter Text

Crowley has added 28 people to the group chat.

Crowley has changed the usernames of 28 people.

Crowley has given 4 people admin.

5 people are now online.

Crowley: Have fun, I suppose


Crowley has gone offline.


ghosts want this guy: fym suppose??? you set ts up

ghosts want this guy: ... fr dude?

broke ahh: imagine lmaoooooo

broke ahh: fuck my life

average tsundere catboy: im not even ginna react to smy ruser tbh im just nonchjalnt like that

broke ahh: "nonchjalnt" 


average tsundere catboy has gone offline.


broke ahh: FUCK HE'S GONNA GET ME

monopoly man: Indeed, this seems like what the youth of today would call a "skill issue".

monopoly man: I would be willing to help with your predicament, Ruggie. Though, of course you'd owe me something in return.

broke ahh: OH HELL NAH IM LEAVING BEFORE LEONA SKINS ME


broke ahh has gone offline.

monopoly man: ...Well there goes my plan.

ghosts want this guy: what an L azul. maybe you just gotta git gud

monopoly man: Idia Shroud.

ghosts want this guy: ??? fuck are you full-naming me for??? i talk like ts all the time

monopoly man: I know, sadly

ghosts want this guy: ?? fuck you too oml


the og 176 cm tall guy is online.


the og 176 cm tall guy: the girls are fightingggggg 


10 total users are now online.


teeth enthusiast: Cater, your user is so specific and for what reason?

the og 176 cm tall guy: fuh if ik gang

monopoly man: Cater, you say this as if we are both girls, when in fact, neither of us are.

the og 176 cm tall guy: its slang, azul

ghosts love this guy: yeah, azul

monopoly man: Idia, shut your fucking mouth. I genuinely hope you run into the most extroverted student on your next snack run.

freak 2: azul its not that deep man.

freak 2: wait who's no. 1???

freak 1: I'm afraid that would be me, Jade Leech.

freak 2: oh wait that checks then. im floyd lmfao

freak 1: Ah yes, this is indeed quite humorous.

ghosts want this guy: @monopoly man i hope you violate your next contract and have to pay your end of the deal

the og 176 cm tall guy: DAMN OK DIVA! 

the og 176 cm tall guy: trey can you make us some popcorn. ts getting inchresting.

teeth enthusiast: Sure, Cater. Brb everyone


teeth enthusiast has gone offline.


monopoly man: Really, Idia? How childish.

ghosts want this guy: ill show you childish you freaking LOSER


ghosts want this guy & monopoly man have been timed out for 5 minutes.



the og 176 cm tall guy: oh boo hoo

the og 176 cm tall guy: now im just gonna have to eat popcorn without entertainment :(

doesn't have feet: Such a shame :(

and why he british: Cater, must I remind you of the Queen of Hearts' Rule 670: Popcorn must be eaten by yourself if you are not watching something while eating...

hello kitty lookin' ahh: heh 67

and why he british: Why is this funny, @hello kitty lookin' ahh ?

hello kitty lookin' ahh: man, im surprised cater or ace hasnt said anything abt ut yet

hello kitty lookin' ahh: speaking of cater and ace...

number 1 ragebaiter: someone said my name?

number 1 ragebaiter: og yeah no freakning way im explaincin ts to riddle bro, he'd collar me in a freaking nanosecond

average tsundere dogboy: what even is that?????

hello kitty lookin' ahh: damn, rip

number 1 ragebaiter: yeah im not explaining 67 to jack either

and why he bunny: oh sevens, why is the first thing i see related to fucking 67. im gonna actually hunt ace for sport if he keeps ts up.

number 1 ragebaiter:... hey man

number 1 ragebaiter: im right here

and why he bunny: SHIT FR?????


and why he bunny has gone offline.


hello kitty lookin' ahh: lmao????

average tsundere dogboy: hello??? can anybody hear me??? its so cold??? what is 67???


9 users are now offline.