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Bood created a groupchat
Received Message from:Bood
Alright fam 20:31
Received Message from:Barrett
What's this for? 20:31
Received Message from:Bood
About to explain 20:31
If you let me 20:32
Sent Message: Why is Roz and Hollander not here? 20:32 
Received Message from:Bood
BECAUSE fam 20:32
This involves them 20:32
I know you are all sick of fighting about who doesn't get to room next to the infamous husbands 20:33
Because I am 20:33
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Look if this is about the last time 20:33
I told you Susie is going through a phase I need my sleeps whenever I can get 20:33
Received Message from:BoodReplying to: Dykstra
I told you Susie is going through a phase I need my sleeps whenever...
No man it's not because of you 20:33
But we need to get a system going 20:34
I had to room next to them three days in a row last month 20:34
Received Message from:Young
not our fault you are shit at calling it man 20:34
not it btw 20:34
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Not it 20:34
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Not it 20:35
Received Message from:Boyle
Not it 20:35
Received Message from:LaPointe
not it 20:35
Received Message from:Bood
We are not doing that right now 20:35
Just shut up and listen 20:36
We are coming up with a rotational system so it’s fair and square 20:36
That way no one has to be subjected to the sounds more than once or twice during away games 20:36
Sent Message: That's smart actually 20:36 
Sent Message: The current system is unfair because not everyone is present all the time! 20:36 
Received Message from:LaPointe
man that was one time 20:37
your fault for being late to the bus 20:37
Sent Message: Some of us know how to read and was checking the comic book stand 20:37 
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Received Message from:BarrettReplying to: You
That's smart actually
I agree with Hazy 20:37
Received Message from:YoungReplying to: Barrett
I agree with Hazy
man cmon 20:38
Received Message from:BoodReplying to: Young
man cmon
You two don't have a say in this 20:38
You never had to room next to them 20:38
Received Message from:YoungReplying to: Bood
You never had to room next to them
bc we are good at calling it 20:38
you uncs are just slow af with ur reaction time 20:38
Received Message from:Dykstra
Probably not a good time to call us “uncs” if you want us on your side Young 20:39
Received Message from:Boyle
What did that mean again? 20:39
Sent Message: Uncles 20:39 
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We are doing the system 20:40
Any objections? 20:40
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I'm okay with it 20:40
Received Message from:Holmber
What's going on? 20:40
Received Message from:Dillon
Read the chat Holm 20:40
I'm okay with it too 20:40
Received Message from:Boyle
Yeah I'm in 20:40
Sent Message: Me too 20:40 
Received Message from:Haas
I'm in as well 20:41
Received Message from:LaPointe
luca man really?? 20:41
Received Message from:Young
we are outnumbered ig 20:41
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i'm okay as long as i don't get them in tampa 20:41
the hotel we stay in there has paper fuckin thin walls man 20:41
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man I didn’t know we were calling it 20:41
i dont wanna be in winnipeg then 20:41
Received Message from:Bood
MY DUDES! 20:41
We are done with the calling system 20:41
No one is calling anything 20:41
We’ll rotate by our numbers no exceptions 20:42
Sent Message: Smallest to biggest? 20:42 
Received Message from:Bood
Smallest first 20:42
Received Message from:Young
imma be at the end then if u catch my drift😏 20:42
Received Message from:Barrett
Your number is smaller than me? You are number 15? 20:42
Sent Message: I’m afraid he is not talking about his Jersey number 20:42 
Received Message from:Barrett
Oh 20:43
Well that still doesn’t change a thing 20:43
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AYOOOOO 20:43
Received Message from:Bood
LOLLL 20:43

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Received Message from:Boyle
I believe that is called a burn 20:44
Who are the uncles now 😂 20:44
Received Message from:LaPointe
kinda ruined it Boyle 20:44
Received Message from:Young
yeah at least i don’t unironically use 😂 20:44
Received Message from:HolmberReplying to: Boyle
Yeah I'm in
I am in as well 20:45
Received Message from:Dykstra
We are way past that Holmber 20:45
Received Message from:HolmberReplying to: Barrett
Well that still doesn’t change a thing
hahaha! 20:45
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20:46
Young changed this group's icon
Young changed this group's name to "🚫🏳️🌈"
Received Message from:LaPointe
w icon w name 20:46
Received Message from:Dillon
Is this homophobia? 20:46
Received Message from:Young
i cant be homophobic i have gay friends (lapointe) 20:47
Received Message from:LaPointe
its okay i give him the pass 20:46
Received Message from:BarrettReplying to: LaPointe
its okay i give him the pass
LaPointe you are gay? 20:47
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sometimes 20:47
Reactions: ❤️🥳➕8
Received Message from:Young
wait fr?? 20:47
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ye 20:47
Received Message from:Young
wow 20:48
we really are the gayest team in the league 20:48
Received Message from:BoodReplying to: LaPointe
sometimes
Proud of you man love wins! 20:48
Received Message from:LapointeReplying to: Bood
Proud of you man love wins
cheesy aah 20:48
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Received Message from:BoodReplying to: LaPointe
cheesy aah
Anyway 20:48
If that’s settled 20:48
Young, it's your turn 20:48
Received Message from:Young
MAN CMONNN 20:49
WE JUST WON A GAME THEY ARE GONNA BE EXTRA LOUD 20:49
Sent Message: Actually it’s kind of the opposite usually 20:49 
Received Message from:LaPointe
hey man. what the fuck 20:49
Received Message from:Dillon
Did not need to know that 20:49
Received Message from:HolmberReplying to: Dykstra
We are way past that Holmber
I don't have my glasses 20:50
Received Message from:Lapointe
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Holmber rn 20:50
Received Message from:YoungReplying to: You
Actually it’s kind of the opposite usually
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Received Message from:Dillon
Man what the hell is this 20:49
Received Message from:Bood
Young stop crying about it 20:50
This is happening 20:50
drive.google.com
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1aB2cD3EfGhIjKlMz...
drive.google.comhttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1aB2cD3EfGhIjKlMnOpQrStUvWxYz/view?usp=sharing
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Received Message from:Dykstra
Bood what is this 20:52
Received Message from:Holmber
I am not clicking that 20:52
Harris warned us about clicking links 20:52
Received Message from:BarrettReplying to: Holmber
Harris warned us about clicking links
I don’t think Bood is trying to hack us Holmber but I’ll let Harris know you are listening to him 20:52
Received Message from:LaPointe
BRO MADE A FUCKING CHART LMAOOO 20:52
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0:06 20:53
Sent Message: I think Ella accidentally sent a voice message again 20:53 
Received Message from:Dillon
Hey Ella 20:53
Give Nick the phone back please 20:53
Received Message from:Bood
Dillon she is three man 20:53
Received Message from:Dillon
Can they not read 20:53
Sent Message: Objectively, no actually 20:53 
Received Message from:BoyleReplying to: You
Objectively, no actually
That’s not true Maddie could write the lowercase L when she was only two 20:54
Received Message from:HaasReplying to: Boyle
That’s not true Maddie could write the lowercase L when she was only two
Isn't that just a line? 20:54
Received Message from:DillonReplying to: Haas
Isn't that just a line?
What do you know you are three yourself 20:54
Received Message from:Young
luca catchin strays LMAOO 20:54
what you get for not teaming up with us man 20:54
Received Message from:LaPointe
Wait I wanted to know what she was saying about boats 20:55
Received Message from:Holmber
Boats? Are we talking about boats? 20:55
What kind of boats? 20:55
I won’t waste my breath if it is sailboats but if it is container ships I can spend a lot of time talking 20:55
Received Message from:Dillon
Please don't 20:55
Received Message from:Young
mfers sleeper word is boats fr 20:55
u should have known better man @LaPointe 20:56
Received Message from:LaPointeReplying to: Young
u should have known better man @LaPointe
i deeply regret this 20:56
Received Message from:Holmber
Container ships are actually insane if you think about how much weight they carry and how precise the balance has to be or the whole thing just tips 20:56
Received Message from:Dykstra
Is there a way to get him to stop 20:56
Received Message from:Holmber
Like one small miscalculation and you’re talking about millions in losses and blocked ports for days 20:57
Received Message from:BarrettReplying to: Bood
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1aB2cD3EfGhIjKlMnOpQrStUvWxYz/...
Bood how much time did you spend on this 20:57
It even has rules for scratches and back-to-backs 20:57
Received Message from:Young
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Received Message from:BoodReplying to: Barrett
Bood how much time did you spend on this
Cassie helped me 20:58
Sent Message, replying to: Bood
Cassie helped me
Was she the one that added the hearts on the margins 20:58 
Received Message from:BoodReplying to: You
Was she the one that added the hearts on the margins
No that was me 20:58
Received Message from:LaPointe
LMAOOOO 20:58
Received Message from:Holmber
And if we were to say cruise ships for example the engineering priorities are completely different because comfort is the whole point 20:58
Bood removed Holmber from the group
Received Message from:Dykstra
That's one way to get him to stop 20:59

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Received Message from:Hollander
Good luck tomorrow boys! 17:21
We just need to win the first five. 17:21
Received Message from:Bood
Yeah we are weak on our starts 17:25
Received Message from:Coach Wiebe
Don’t worry about it tonight 17:31
We’ll manage the bench tomorrow 17:31
Just get some rest and good luck tomorrow 17:32
Received Message from:Dykstra
Good luck boys 17:33
Received Message from:Dillon
Good luck to us 17:33
Received Message from:Young
no injuries amen 17:34
Received Message from:Holmber
I was just saying container ships are basically floating cities and most people have no idea how much coordination it takes to dock one properly 21:00
Received Message from:Rozanov
Why is he talking about boats again 21:01
Received Message from:Bood
You don't wanna know 21:01
Received Message from:Rozanov
Yes 21:01
Rozanov removed Holmber from the group




