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He's so annoying. It's a miracle you haven't killed him yet. You tell him as much, to which Gojo says:
"Aww, but you love me too much to do that!"
"I assure you, I do not. If I could, I'd have killed you by now."
He leans in closer, unholy blues staring into your soul, down to your very last atom as he presses his face against yours.
"But you caaaan't~ because I have infinity~." He sings, still far too close. Clearly, personal space was his sworn enemy.
"Oh, I could bypass your infinity."
"Yeah?" Gojo tilts his head. "How?"
You sigh, then slam a hand against his chest, shoving him onto his back. A gasp escapes him, Gojo staring up at you as you lean over him, nearly straddling him on his couch.
"Mmm, I'd seduce you, obviously." You murmur, stroking his chest slowly, feeling the infinity waver, almost touching his skin. "Make you lower your guard... make you lose control..."
His breathing picked up, cheeks flushing as he watched you eagerly as you leaned down, lips nearly brushing against his.
"And right as you lost yourself..." You whisper seductively, low and tempting, honey pouring in his ears as his eyes flutter shut–
"I'd strike!"
Smack!
"Ow!" Gojo yelps, eyes snapping open as he stares at you in shock, rubbing his cheek. "Was that necessary??"
"Yep. I needed to prove I could do it after all." You nod, leaning back.
"Ah, but you've just given up your advantage!" Satoru said, pointing in your face as he snapped upright.
You tilt your head, smirking.
"Did I?" You ask, leaning in close again, hearing his breath catch, watching his eyes widen. "Mmm, Toru..." You murmur softly, pushing him back again. He goes easily.
Once more, you caress him. And once more, he drops infinity.
You smack him again.
"Ow–! Yeah, okay, you have a point."
You just roll your eyes. Sometimes he was just too easy.
Other bits for this relationship:
Gojo: yeah this is my lovely spouse of ten years!
Yuji: ... Sensei? They just kicked you down the stairs...?
Gojo: yeah they do that a lot
Gojo is the type of guy the walk into the bathroom while you're on the toilet– or teleport in if the door is locked– and just lean down to stare you in the eye until you snap at him.
"Mx. Gojo? Why did you marry Gojo sensei if he annoys you so much??"
Reader: look he's the one guy I can shove off a twenty store building and be fine.
Reader: also he's rich.
Okay I'm starting to build up the story and–
Gojo saw reader punch a hole in the wall one time just because they were mildly inconvenienced and was like "mmm. Hey, wanna take your anger out on me :D?" Like the dipshit he is
And obviously it was just to watch you get angrier and fail to hit him and whatnot. Because he's a little shit.
But after a while it was genuinely therapeutic for you to get all your anger out on somebody and for them to be fine afterwards.
Gojo is your stress toy and piggy bank and he thinks you're hot and sexy and fun to mess with (at least that's how it starts. But then Feelings™️ happen.)