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The party (extended vers)
3:39pm
Lucas: SCHOOLS OUT HELL YEAH!!!!
Jane :3: I am so glad school is out! it is time to enjoy summer break :)
The paladin: im gonna sleep the whole fuckking summer
Madmax: same lwky
Dusty buns: More time to talk to Suzie and hang out with you all!
Byers jr: anyone wanna hang tomorrow?
The paladin: I DO I DO
Madmax: didnt you JUST say you were gonna sleep all summer?
The paladin: im sleeping with will obviouslyyu
madmax: i have that ss
dusty buns: screenshotted..
The paladin: i did NOT mean it in that way you guys are mega weirdos
madmax: uh huh
Byers jr: what were you saying, mike?
madmax changed the paladin’s username to Gay boy
Gay boy: nothing imporant
lucas: …
Jane :3: Is mike gay? why is his new name ‘gay boy’?
madmax: i thought you would know…. have you see how he’s talking to will…
Gay boy: i dont talk to will any different than i talk t o the rest of you guys. This is slcealy favroritism
Dusty buns: didn't will say something about hanging out tomorrow?
Byers jr: yeah the only one who said anything back about it was mike and then everyone started calling him gay
madmax: wonder why.. anyways i suppose i could, where would we go
Jane :3: You guys should all come over to mine and Will’s house! since we both live here already :)
Byers jr: yeah that would make it a lot easier
lucas: what time would we start heading over?
Byers jr: probably around noon tomorrow, moms got some stuff going on in the morning
madmax: k i sleep till noon anyways so that works out
Dusty buns: they said to come around noon… not get up by noon max..
madmax: fuck off
Gay boy: stop fighthting g losers
madmax: put spell check back on loser
Gay boy: i can spell finw without it
Jane :3: Mike, did you mean to say “fine” there is no word spelt finw.. :(
Gay boy: for your information that word is real and max is brainwashing you into thinking its not real
madmax: “for your information! 🤓☝️” sybau
Dusty buns: This is really bad gaslighting..
Gay boy: what gaslighting?
Dusty buns: My point exactly.
madmax: how did you pass english with a B+..
Gay boy: no clue, got any answers for me ,all seeing max?
madmax: 0 clue when you cant even properly use a comma
Lucas: all of you need to just be quiet
Byers jr: i agree
Jane :3: I also agree! My phone keeps buzzing and it is distracting me :(
Byers jr: just silence it, i can come up and teach you how
Jane :3: I did not know you could do that, help from you would be greatly appreciated :)
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madmax & Gay boy:
3:52pm
Gay boy: first of all, fuck you
madmax: wow ok strong words to start
Gay boy: are you always out to get me or something
madmax: i mean not always but like 90% of the time i am
Gay boy: that extra 10% gap is way to large. More like 99% of the time
madmax: nuh uh
Gay boy: SHUT UP
madmax: make me lol
Gay boy: oh i fucking hate you im gonna go tlak to will
madmax: ok go have fun with your boyfriend, tell him i said hi
Gay boy: he is NOT my boyfrtiend
madmax: uh huh
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Byers jr and Gay boy:
3:58pm
Gay boy: max says hi
Byers jr: what happened
Gay boy: nothing important
Byers jr: did she call you gay again
Gay boy: im not gay
Byers jr: never said you were, but now i think you are
Gay boy: fuck my fucking chungus life
Byers jr: okay whatever that means
Gay boy: bye ♥️
Byers jr: not getting away from the allegations
Gay boy: okay fuck you too