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Zoey was writing away in a book. But not just any book. Her CRACK SHIP BOOK! For reasons even i, the narrator, don’t know, she’s been scrolling for new crackships to make on deviantart! Currently it was Firey X Rumi. I’d tell you some about what she is writing but… it isn’t rated E for Everyone. After she finishes the rough draft she types it up and makes any necessary changes. Then she posts it under the name “CrackHeadShipper” on Writer Area Of Our Own (WAO3) and heads to bed.
This very night she forgets to log out of her computer. Gwi Ma, being the snoop that he is, starts looking at all that she wrote. And instantly made a plan to terrorize everyone. Even if he’s good now, he has to make sure to still make jabs at them.
Rumi was eating toast in the kitchen. It was a lazy Friday what else do you want from her? Gwi ma came in with a shit eating grin on his face. He clears his throat before he says “Wow Rumi, I can’t believe youre up so early, considering how tired pounding that fire was”
Rumi proceeds to look confused. “Huh?”
“You never heard of WAO3 have you?” Gwi Ma asks
“No?”
“Let me show you”
He then proceeds to show Rumi the most cursed fanfiction to ever grace her eyes, before she exclaimed “THE FANS WRITE ABOUT WHAT?????”