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You are my Bella to my........I mean You are my Bob to my Edward?

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Finn swallowed. He didn’t need to, but old habits lingered stubbornly. “Please don’t panic.”

“I’m not panicking,” the guy replied. “I’m evaluating.”

“Okay,” Finn said quickly. “Please don’t… evaluate loudly.”

The guy snorted despite himself, then caught it, as if surprised by his own reaction. “No promises.”

Finn straightened, smoothing his coat like this was a job interview and not a supernatural disaster unfolding under fluorescent light. “I’m Finn.”

“Noah,” the guy said automatically. Then he paused, eyes flicking briefly to Finn’s boots. “You’re still floating-adjacent, Finn.”

“I’m working on it.”

There it was. The moment. Finn felt it settle in his chest, heavy and sharp. The weight of centuries pressed forward, all the rehearsed words lining up behind his teeth.

“I’m a vampire,” Finn said.

Notes:

Honestly I've been seeing people shipping Foah as like a joke to cope with Byler.

I'm not making this as a joke this is serious this is a real fanfiction that I'm going to be writing.

( not that the story it's self is serious, its not, more like I'm serious in shipping it)

 

and I don't care what you say of their real people will be able to get shipped it's not really a big thing, it's never been a big thing for me. I've been in the Thai bl industry and the K-pop fandom.

shipping real people has never really been a problem for me as in all honesty most of the time they probably won't see it.

So in that case enjoy my fanfic idea that I got from a tumblr post

Chapter Text

Finn had practiced this moment for centuries.

Not with a specific person in mind. Just the idea of someone. A witness. A human who would look at him and understand that monsters could be beautiful, that eternity could be poetic, that darkness had layers if you bothered to look closely enough.

He had rehearsed it in forests where moonlight behaved correctly, where shadows knew how to linger. In ruins where silence felt earned and the air carried history like a held breath. There was always a pause in his imagination. Always atmosphere. Always time enough for fear to bloom and curiosity to follow.

Moonlight.
Wind through the trees.
A meaningful pause before the truth.

Instead, his first modern discovery happened behind a grocery store.

The security light flickered overhead, buzzing like it had an opinion about this entire situation. The asphalt smelled faintly of oil and spilled soda. Finn hovered several inches off the ground, suspended mid-thought like a supernatural error message that hadn’t finished loading.

A paper receipt drifted past him, caught in a lazy spiral.

“You’re floating,” a voice said.

Finn froze.

He hadn’t sensed anyone approaching. No footsteps. No change in the air. Which was… concerning. Slowly, carefully, he turned, half-expecting the universe to correct itself.

A guy stood a few feet away, holding a reusable grocery bag against his hip. He looked about Finn’s apparent age. Brown hair, Green tired eyes, expression somewhere between skeptical and impressed. No phone raised. No screaming. Just curiosity edged with disbelief, like he’d stumbled into the wrong genre of reality.

Finn lowered himself to the ground, boots scraping concrete in a way that felt humiliatingly loud.

“I can explain,” he said.

The guy tilted his head, eyes tracking Finn’s movement like he was cataloging evidence. “You should. Because unless this store just installed invisible wires, something weird is happening.”

Finn swallowed. He didn’t need to, but old habits lingered stubbornly. “Please don’t panic.”

“I’m not panicking,” the guy replied. “I’m evaluating.”

“Okay,” Finn said quickly. “Please don’t… evaluate loudly.”

The guy snorted despite himself, then caught it, as if surprised by his own reaction. “No promises.”

Finn straightened, smoothing his coat like this was a job interview and not a supernatural disaster unfolding under fluorescent light. “I’m Finn.”

“Noah,” the guy said automatically. Then he paused, eyes flicking briefly to Finn’s boots. “You’re still floating-adjacent, Finn.”

“I’m working on it.”

There it was. The moment. Finn felt it settle in his chest, heavy and sharp. The weight of centuries pressed forward, all the rehearsed words lining up behind his teeth.

“I’m a vampire,” Finn said.

Silence followed.

Not the dramatic kind he’d imagined. Not charged or reverent. Just real, honest quiet. Even the security light seemed to hesitate, its flicker slowing as if it, too, was waiting to see what happened next.

Noah stared at him. Not at his teeth. Not stepping back. Just looking, like Finn was a puzzle he hadn’t decided whether to solve or set aside.

“…Okay,” Noah said finally.

Finn blinked. “Okay?”

“Yeah,” Noah said slowly. “That tracks.”

“That tracks,” Finn repeated faintly, unsure whether to feel relieved or insulted.

“Look,” Noah continued, gesturing vaguely at Finn’s unnaturally still posture, his too-perfect balance. “You don’t look like someone doing a prank. And you were definitely not touching the ground. So. Vampire is currently the least ridiculous explanation.”

Finn waited for the rest. The fear. The questions. The sudden distance.

Noah shifted his grocery bag from one hand to the other. “You’re not going to bite me, are you?”

“No,” Finn said instantly. “Absolutely not.”

“Good,” Noah replied. “Because I had a long day and I don’t have the energy for life-altering trauma.”

Finn almost smiled. Almost.

“You seem very calm,” Finn said, unable to stop himself.

“I am actively choosing calm,” Noah replied. “Ask me again in five minutes.”

Finn exhaled slowly. “I didn’t mean for you to find out like this.”

“Yeah,” Noah said, glancing around the alley. “I don’t think this is how anyone plans to meet someone.”

Finn hesitated, then asked carefully, “You’re… not afraid?”

Noah thought about it. Really thought. His mouth tilted, thoughtful rather than dismissive.

“I mean,” he said, “I should be. Statistically. But right now I’m mostly annoyed that this is going to live rent-free in my brain forever.”

Finn laughed before he could stop himself. The sound felt strange, too loud in the quiet space.

Noah raised an eyebrow. “You laugh?”

“Sometimes,” Finn said. “Usually alone.”

“Checks out.”

They stood there for a moment. Not a poetic pause. Just two strangers behind a grocery store. One immortal. One human. Both slightly off-balance.

“So,” Noah said eventually. “What happens now?”

Finn considered it. Centuries of secrecy. Of rehearsed endings and dramatic exits. Of disappearing before anything could begin.

“I was going to disappear,” he admitted.

Noah frowned. “You don’t have to.”

Finn looked at him. Really looked.

Noah. Human. Grounded. Unafraid in a way that felt deliberate, chosen.

“Okay,” Finn said quietly. “Then I won’t.”

And just like that, the moment Finn had practiced for centuries was replaced by something far more dangerous.

A beginning.