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A girl lives in the forest with her magical cats. She wastes away her time on AO3.
Awesome ocelots over ostentation.
Eco-terrorists blow up the nearest cell towers and cut the fiberoptic lines to her treehouse dwelling. And her whole neighborhood too.
Doctor doofenshmirtz arrives at the call of his family with his inventions to defend them from the eco-terrorists.
The ocelots begin monching on the magical cats.
M-magical answer the question
The girl was so absorbed in fanfics that she apparently missed the fact that her cats were magical. As was stated in the first line of the story.
No daddy. The magical cats are the ocelots. That was obvious. Why would i make the acronym about cats otherwise. I was asking what *you* were talking about.
You make silly acronyms all the time. The ocelots are poisoned by the magical cats which were reintroduced into the forest by the ill-informed terrorists. Monching the cats causes the ocelots to enter mana overflow and expire. The girl is bereft without her AO3.
If there were magical cats that were not the ocelots than consuming them would only make the ocelots more powerful as their own magic would be boosted. Anyways in dungeon defenders mana overcharge is a magic explosion attack so the ocelots use that to blow up the terrorists.
Overflow is not the same as overcharge. It's too much magic coming into the vessel. Like trying to fill a paper dixie cup with a firehose or water jet cutter.
Ok so they release the excess magic in an explosion that blows up the ecoterrorists.
The forest is leveled in a 5 km radius. The girl's home is destroyed as well as her garage, aircraft hangar, and boat dock. Thousands of woodland creatures are slain and their souls turn into vengeful wight spirits.
Daddy. These are Magic Ocelots. They're better than that. Also dr doofenshmirtz makes a magic containterinator which contains the explosion to the terrorists.
Then he rebuilds the infrastructure that the eco terrorists detroyed and returns to the tri-state area.
An undead muskrat has sneaked into his car while he was rebuilding. It chomps his neck turning him into a thrall.
Doofenshirtz doesnt have a drivers license. He doesnt own a car.
The Lord of Muskrats had gifted him one in a clever plot specifically designed to bring about this eventuality. The Doctor, his mind overthrown is ordered to retyrn (Welsh for "return" and with a different font to represent the characters) and destroy the girl and her ocelots. He traps them in the cointainterator.
*magic containinator. Its not actually physical its an energy field. They just walk out. The lord of muskrats contracts tuberculosis and dies. Doofenshmirtz recieves anti mind control medication and dychwelyds home.