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1. lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off by milkbonebites420

   Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Other
   • Work in Progress

   04 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Sans (Undertale)/Reader
   • Papyrus (Undertale)/Reader
   • Sans (Undertale)
   • Sans Ensemble (Undertale)
   • Papyrus (Undertale)
   • Papyrus Ensemble (Undertale)
   • Doomfanger (Undertale - Underfell by Vic the Underfella)
   • Papyrus (Underfell)
   • Sans (Underfell)
   • Papyrus (Underswap)
   • Sans (Underswap)
   • Sans (Swapfell purple)
   • Papyrus (Swapfell purple)
   • Sans (Horrortale)
   • Papyrus (horrortale)
   • Sans (Fellswap gold)
   • Papyrus (Fellswap gold)
   • Reader
   • Alternate Universe - Underfell (Undertale)
   • Horrortale Sans (Undertale)
   • Alternate Universe - Swapfell Purple (Undertale)
   • Alternate Universe - Fellswap Gold (Undertale)
   • Alternate Universe - Underswap (Undertale)
   • reader is morally grey
   • Drug Use
   • Drug Addiction
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
   • no beta read we die like isolyn
   • this will make sense later - Freeform
   • Mental Health Issues
   • Mental Instability
   • reader is filled with DETERMINATION
   • Canon Non-Binary Character
   • Reader-Insert
   • Gender-Neutral Reader-Insert
   • Reader Is Not Chara (Undertale)
   • Reader Is Not Frisk (Undertale)
   • reader isn't a helpless whiny bitch
   • Reader is a Lawyer
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Tags May Change

   Summary

   you were 12, best friends with someone who was never your friend.
   you were 14, locked in a mental hospital for a week.
   you were 23, a law student hell bent on getting an S.J.D.
   and now you are 26, a lawyer hell-bent on getting revenge on the girl who ruined your life, through any means necessary. even if it means contacting a past client and asking him to meet, telling him all the things his brother's (and "cousin's") girlfriend is doing behind their backs, and moving in with them to collect enough evidence of her wrong doings to get her arrested.

   in other words;
   a play on the classic "help! I moved in with my evil ex-friend and her gaggle of skeletal boyfriends!" where the reader isn't a helpless college student in need but instead fully aware their ex-friend is horrible and completely uncaring for her, while having a full-time job as a lawyer.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,090

   Chapters:

   1/?

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