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Shane and Ilya posted on Tik Tok with the caption: He is not the better player
Ilya is videoing Shane with the sound “This is my house entry please”
Ilya says “This is my husband he’s a pain in my asshole.”
Shane looks at him snorts, “more like you’re a pain in my ass, what are you doing anyways?”
Ilya ignores him and says “I get Stanley cups, he must get Stanley cups.”
“I got more cups than you.” Shane says shaking his head.
“I get traded to a different team, he gets traded to the same team.”
Shane laughs and says “I wouldn’t have it any other way”
“Im the best hockey player in the league, he cannot afford. Great success.”
The video cuts off with Shane arguing that he’s actually the better player
Shane and Ilya posted on TikTok with the caption: my current husband?
The video starts with Shane and Ilya cooking together and Shane starts talking “Hey guys, I’m here with my current husband and we’re going to be answering questions while we cook”
Ilya looks at him and then at the camera And smirks “I’m Ilya, what’s the first question”
Shane looks at Ilya and then to the camera again “so my current husband and..” he looks at Ilya again
“What is there something I’m not getting?”
“No, it’s just…” Shane trailed off trying not to laugh.
“It’s just, when your chronically offline husband tires to prank you on TikTok as if I live under rock.”
Shane looks down and says “NO! I tried.”
Ilya looks at him and says “tvoy yedinstvennyy muzh.” (your only husband)
Shane smiles at him.
Shane and Ilya posted on TikTok with the caption: Shane won’t like this when he see this (or Harris for that matter)
The video starts with Ilya saying “think me and Shane have stuck up our asses.. Me? Nothing weird”
The video then goes to Shane listing off things “umm a hockey puck, a hockey stick, mouth guards…”
Ilya is heard laughing behind the camera
“What?” Shane says in confusion
“Nothing, Moya lyubov, list a couple more things”
Shane eyed Ilya suspiciously “the ice…the Hockey Goal, skates…”
Ilya laughs and ends the video
Comments:
@ShaneHollanderhockeyplayer
ILYA, what the fuck???
@HarrisDrover
Ilya please, must you make my job harder?
@troybarrett
I don’t think I could look at a hockey puck the same way now…
@EvanDykstra
I feel like we need to put money in the pda jar for this
@ZaneBoodram
I mean, get it I guess
@WyattHayes
😂👀
@LucaHaas
I DID NOT need to know about this
@haydenpikeofficial
I need to go bleach out my ears…