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RAWR- Alex
Burrito-Aaron
Laffy-taffy- Lafayette
Zero-to-hero-Hercules
2pints- John
AndPeggy- Peggy
Angel-ica- Angelica
Smol- Eliza
France-ophile -Jefferson
JMads - Madison
Group Chat: Revolutionary Set
Today at 1:04 a.m.
RAWR: hey laf, im gonna crash over at your place tonight
Laffy-taffy: What, why???
RAWR: well it’s closer than my apartment and I think I might pass out before I get home
Zero-to-hero: what did you dooooo
RAWR: why do you always assume that I’ve done something
RAWR: maybe im just tired
Laffy-taffy: Alexander, mon ami, we've known you for 6 years, and yes, you are always tired, but you always
What is the phrase
Laffy-taffy: Run your mouth
Zero-to-hero: it never ends well
2pints: Wait Alex what the fuck did you do?? What happened??Are you hurt??
RAWR: woah John calm down
Zero-to-hero: yeah John calm down ;))))) <3 ;)))))
RAWR: I just,,,,,
RAWR: got into a fight
RAWR: in a Wendy's parking lot
Laffy-taffy: At 1 am???? Alexander what the hell happened
RAWR: well there were these assholes, George, from uni, and samuel strawberry or something who started insulting a cashier because she was wearing a hijab and wouldn't by their food unless they got a new employee and started shouting slurs at her and you know, me being the chivalrous kind local hero I punched George in the face
RAWR: well APPARENTLY STRAWBERRY WAS A VERY GOOD FIGHTER BECAUSE HE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE
2pints: WHAT?? Are you ok??? Alex I stg
Zero-to-hero: ^ ;)))))
RAWR: yeah, I'm fine
RAWR: well at this point the manager comes out and tells us to leave, so we took the fight outside
RAWR: George is a whiny baby and just sat on the sidewalk while the strawberry asshole and I stared kicking and punching each other
Zero-to-hero: Alex what the fuck
RAWR: Laf btw I'm at your apartment
RAWR: I of course won the fight because strawberry was some sort of slave and stopped when George complained that he wanted to go home
Zero-to-hero: GAY AF
Laffy-taffy: Herc I think that all of us in this chat are “gay af”
2pints: ^Relatable
Zero-to-hero: sent {yougotmethere.jpg}
Laffy-taffy: Also, Alex, be there in a sec
Today at 1:49 a.m.
RAWR: K I'm going to bed see ya in the morning
RAWR: I guess I'll see Laf first, seeing as I'm sleeping on a futon on his floor
2pints: It's the most comfortable futon ever made
Zero-to-hero: true dat
Laffy-taffy: Guys it's just a futon
Zero-to-hero: futon, more like gOOd-ton
2pints: No, stop, that didn't work
Laffy-taffy: Gtf to sleep
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Group Chat: Revolutionary Set
Today at 10:41
2pints: guys
2pints: GUYS
Zero-to-hero: what?!
2pints: D^:
Laffy-taffy: oh no
RAWR: John??? What happened?
2pints: D^,:
2pints: Rebel died
Zero-to-hero: WHAT???!!?!
Laffy-taffy: Nooooooo not your turtle
2pints: D^,:
RAWR: awwww, sorry John :(
I know how much she meant to you
2pints: I don't even know what happened, I went to feed her this morning and she wasn't moving so I picked her up and.,,.,,,,.
Zero-to-hero: omfg did you pick up you turtles corpse
Laffy-taffy: HERC!
2pints: DDD^,:
2pints: I don't know what to do. Do I go to the vet? Should I just bury him??
Zero-to-hero: sorry pal, the veterinarians can't fix death
RAWR: it's the circle of liiiiiiiiiiiife
Laffy-taffy: Funny you reference that movie, petit lion
RAWR: fuck off laf
Laffy-taffy: ;)
Laffy-taffy: Feisty lion
Zero-to-hero: such roar, much mighty
RAWR left the conversation today at 10:51 a.m.
Laffy-taffy added RAWR to the conversation 10:51a.m.
2pints: I'm still upset about my turtle
Zero-to-hero: we mourn with you John
RAWR: you can't see me but I'm actually crying over Rebel
2pints: Wow I didn't make friends just to be lied to like that
Laffy-taffy: We are all crying John, you can't accuse us of lying if you can't see us
2pints FaceTimed Laffy-taffy today at 10:56 a.m.
Laffy-taffy declined FaceTime today at 10:56 a.m.
Laffy-taffy: I repeat, you can't see us
2pints: >:,(
RAWR: guys I'm in class keep it down
Zero-to-hero: wow that's a first
Zero-to-hero: normally you'd be clinging onto any distraction you could find in Mr. Adams class
RAWR: yeah well Mr. Washington came in and he is giving a really well written and thoughtout speech
RAWR: im so invested
RAWR: so keep it down!
Laffy-taffy: Fine fine, I gtg anyway
2pints: Rebel :,^(
2pints: My dear turtle
Zero-to-hero: omfg I'm coming over John get ready to go we're driving to the pet store
2pints: :^D
2pints: No one can replace Rebel :^( , but YAY :^D
2pints: K I'll meet you downstairs in a few minutes :^)