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“You’re so confusing,” Keith says, and it comes out as a low whine. “I don’t understand. Do you like me or hate me?”
“You’re so drunk.”
Keith leans in close, waving Lance closer. “I think I like you and hate you.”
or, Lance works at a department store, Keith works as the elf at their Santa photo experience.
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we could be heroes (just for one day) by poisonedivies
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Jul 2022
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“El?” Will calls, before Lucas hits his arm to shut him up.
The figure steps into the light. It’s a boy, about their age. His dark hair is mostly shaved, though it’s starting to grow back and he is dressed in a hospital gown, now soaked from the rain.
“Who’s El?” He asks.
or, a season one retelling role reversal au in which El goes missing and a superpowered Mike escapes from the lab.
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You can’t just collect people to make out with! by poisonedivies
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
29 Nov 2021
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“It’s Wylan! Last night, two gunmen forced their way into his house and tied his dad to the radiator before stealing his van! Isn’t it brilliant!” Jesper exclaimed.
“Jesper!” Colm scolded. “No, it is not brilliant.”
or, a Derry Girls AU
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- Part 2 of The Crows Tackle High School
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Well, I’m not being an individual on my own! by poisonedivies
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
28 Nov 2021
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“I get that it’s all part of your ‘secret spy’ get up, but going through my diary is too much!”
Inej only smiled, leaning across to take one of the mugs. “You should keep it in a better hiding spot, then.”
“I shouldn’t need to hide it, because you shouldn’t be going through it!”
or, a Derry Girls AU that came to me in a dream. (No previous knowledge of the television show is required to read!)
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- Part 1 of The Crows Tackle High School
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“Okay,” he says. “Yeah, I’ll come around. Whereabouts did you say your building was?”
or, Dale goes with Tim to watch Halley’s Comet.
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The Crows Tackle High School by poisonedivies
Fandom Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
29 Nov 2021
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A Derry Girls AU
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Soulmate AUs by poisonedivies
Fandom A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
05 Dec 2020
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- 6,297
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- 3
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The Losers Club Character Studies by poisonedivies
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
23 Oct 2020
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“What if he kills us?” Hunk whispers.
“What if?” Keith barks. “What else are we going to do? If we make him angry, it’s going to make things worse. Like he said, we’re trapped here. Our best bet is to play his games and try for the reward."
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When the team is spirited away to the galaxy's most infamous game show, Garfle Warfle Snick, they quickly learn that the games serve a more sinister purpose than entertainment. Without any memory of how they got there, or any idea how to escape, they're faced with an impossible choice: play the games, or die.
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- Part 1 of their blood and mine
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02 Jun 2025
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While war brews on the horizon beyond the walls of Hogwarts, the infamous Triwizard Tournament resurfaces just in time for the Marauders’ seventh year. When the students of Beauxbatons Academy and Ilvermorny School arrive, the champions are in for three unprecedented challenges. Meanwhile, Remus still has feelings, James is still trying to get the (Head) girl, and Sirius has revelations.
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- 12/12
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Bookmarked by poisonedivies
30 Dec 2024
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Jean asks for a favor. Neil finds himself at the center of a territorial squabble. It's him. He's the territory.
“But why me?”
“You are my only good option. Aaron is straight. Andrew is rabid. Allison and Seth are on and off so often it’s impossible to keep track. Dan and Matt are a couple and getting them both to agree to pretend to date me would be harder. Renee doesn’t like men. Katelyn is lovely but Aaron would be angry. I don’t know which of the others started or stopped dating over the summer. That leaves you."
“What about Kevin?”
Jean scoffs. “You cannot be serious.”
“He’s…” What is Kevin? Not any better at telling Riko ‘no’ than Jean is, and, subsequently, probably not great at lying to him. Also, is it really believable that Kevin would jeopardize the team and their athletic careers by shitting where he eats? Probably not. Kevin’s amended hierarchy of needs just has the word EXY at the base. Somewhere far above that are pedestrian concerns like ‘food’ and ‘water’ and ‘shelter.’
“Taller,” Neil finishes lamely. “He’s taller.”
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22 Oct 2024
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After the events of War Crimes, Sokka and Zuko have escaped Zhao’s warship and are fleeing across the Earth Kingdom. As well as unfamiliar terrain, they have to navigate their shared trauma, work out where they fit into the war, and their place in each others lives.
Sokka is aware that being friends with the enemy is going to bring complications, but he probably should have guessed that being friends with Zuko in particular, was going to be a bit like dunking your head repeatedly into a bucket of angry Fire Ferrets.
Katara is also grappling with the confusion of befriending an enemy, something that doesn’t prove as difficult as she had expected with the bond of shared, furious grief bridging old wounds. (Learning a new way to look at her bending doesn't hurt either)
Azula, struggling with the Fire Lord’s mistrust, encounters a few nasty surprises and has to make some difficult decisions. Luckily, she is a great deal better at making sensible choices than her brother.
Her father may have made a slight tactical error.
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- Part 2 of All's Fair
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Bookmarked by poisonedivies
28 Dec 2023
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Kepler says, "Would you die for me?" and she thinks:
'We're in a fucking Walmart.'
Bookmarked by poisonedivies
02 Nov 2023