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*Jonathan to melia in DMs*
“I’m gonna fuck you so fucking hard you’re not going to be able to walk for a week straight”
*Melia* “fuckkk Jon please do it”
*Jonathan* “you’re such a fucking slut aren’t you? Whose slut are you melia”
*Melia* “I’m your slut, please do something to me I’m so fucking wet”
*Jonathan* “ugh the desperation in your voice sounds so hot. I’d just shove all 18 centimetres of my dick right inside of yo-“
woah Okay maybe we got a little ahead of ourselves don’t You think? How does this start again..
It was just like every other night when Jonathan, (our very humble main character) got a text from his friend lina saying “I really wanna make a series similar to alien stage, with people singing and animations and stuff like that” and of course, because of the almost sibling-like vibe between the two due to lina being considerably younger than Jonathan —despite being almost 6000 kilometres away from each other— they still were really good friends, and so Jonathan didn’t hesitate to support her idea, he even suggested a discord server about this show she wanted to make and lina recurrently agreed. And so the server was made, it was called the last remain not that the name mattered at all but it sounds cool. Now many people have joined this server when they heard of it, some through mutual friends, some even through a TikTok vid that a friend of lina and Jonathan posted. And of course as the members grew they had a place to chat in, and Jonathan —in the first few days— would spend hours in said chat talking to all kinds of people, a guy from the Philippines who had more pronouns than a family of four combined, a girl from Russia who spoke of how she was addicted to multiple substances and particularly about how she almost overdosed on alcohol, and a variety of drugs a few time, whoops. a guy from Korea talking about how unfair the school system felt. It was truly a headache inducing experience in the next way possible; although one of the many people in that server caught his eye. A girl from Italy called melia; whenever Jonathan would flex his feminine features like the spotless skin or his bite sized waist she would seem annoyed, telling him to fuck off instead of eating it up or being impressed like every other girl in the server. That sparked his interest, one day he challenged her to a waist-off if you will, he bet her that his waist was smaller than hers infront of everyone in the server. And of course not to seem like a coward she accepted and they both showed off letting the people decide, unfortunately for melia Jonathan won by unanimous vote and so a silent tension between the two grew, a sense of jealousy from Melia perhaps? after a few days of talking Jonathan realised the inevitable “I think I’m starting to like this girl” and so he immediately went for his homegirl for advice because last he got into a relationship on his own.. let’s just say it didn’t end well. And so he went and sent her a text message saying “okay so don’t insult me but I think I have a crush on Melia” to which she replied “oh I knew something was wrong with you when you suddenly started only talking to her in the general chat, whatever the fuck you do Jon keep me updated”
Well that was reassuring huh, he just decided to go back and talk to her some more… and talk to her some more he did. Somehow casual conversations whenever they met in general turned into them talking for hours on and on in general, “just good friends” he thought, trying to lie to himself to keep his crush lowkey, although it all came crashing down when one day he saw that another guy, a guy called Mikey was flirting with Melia, and she flirted back with him. Jonathan was distraught, tears filled his eyes, in a last ditch effort to save his very obvious crush he went and privately texted Mikey. “Hey man i lowkey had a crush on Melia but seeing yall flirt is funny if you want her you can keep her” it was pathetic, desperate, and very sad but he didn’t care, he sent it anyway. But to his surprise Mikey replied almost immediately “nah man I’m just playing around I don’t mean nothing serious, she’s all yours” the relief that washed over Jonathan was abysmal, but then he saw another text pop-up, it’s from Mikey again “although I’m curious now, why the crush?” There it was, an opportunity to talk about her, and oh did he not waste it. “Okay so first of all her energy just feels so endearing and loving, her kindness to everyone is also just amazing, the way she talks about her interests is very alluring, and god her brown eyes were so very radiant and graceful. And dude did you see the waist and model-like body on her? Dear lord.” So that was quite a composed lowkey crush huh, right. And so Mikey’s advice was just what you’d expect from a white straight guy, nothing. “You should go flirt with her bro, I think she likes you” Mikey responded “nah I prefer to take it slow, and also what if she thinks I’m some kinda creep for flirting so quick, and and what if she doesn’t like me back, I’m scared” insecurity for Jonathan was peaking, “she looks so beautiful I have absolutely no chance right… but I also like her so much I don’t wanna lose her, fuck fuck get it together Jonathan” he was panicking while answering everyone normally and not showing any signs of distress in the server whatsoever; maybe it’s because he grew used to that, completely detaching himself from all kinds of emotions, because god forbid he lets what happened with his ex happen once again, he’s learnt his lesson. All that was happening while Melia on the other side of the world had no clue; and then unbeknownst to Jonathan, Mikey of all people goes and tells Melia about Jonathan’s crush, he just told her coldly as ever “Jon wants you, go talk to him, he’s a nice guy” Melia was surprised, because how are you supposed to react when someone tells you that someone likes you? She simply responded “I know he’s nice” to which Mikey pressed again, “exactly, go talk to him.” And then to seal the deal if you will he went and forwarded a message in which Jonathan said “she’s a damn model” to her, and said “he said that about you” now only God knows what she responded next, but Mikey was getting bored of this slow dynamic between the two so he went and pressed at Jonathan again to text Melia, and finally he succumbed to the pressure and said agreed to send her a DM, now Jonathan is a very charming guy but since he was nervous writing a simple message to her became the most god-like difficult task, he went over many liners each one more stupid than the other, he already texted once to ask for her TikTok but trying to actually talk to her was much harder, finally he landed on “Ciao Bella, would you.. eat pizza with me?”
as corny as it seemed he was proud of it.. proud enough to send it at least. And so he did, with shaky hands he wrote the message, still he pressed the send button.. as one who just sent a message to his “very close friend” a message he threw away his phone and ran around the room; just friends yeah? Anyway after finally going down from his panic he finally got to the realisation that she has responded, It’s been only what felt like at least a few hours of manic he goes and checks when his message was sent “9:38” he checked the time of the clock now “9:40” what, no way that can’t be true, I know for a fact at least an hour passed; I’ve already ripped my pillow out and accidentally broke a table, you can’t tell me that happened in two minutes i-” Another ping cut him off, he looked at his phone and he saw the notification, it’s her, it’s Melia. He rushed to open it and then he was greeted with “is this rizz” he didn’t want to sell it, he quickly thought of the message “is that a yes” throwing it all in hopes of it working “how can I say no to pizza” Melia replied, “oh my god yes” he thought to himself “you fucking did it Jonathan” completely forgetting about his earlier panic attack, he immediately replied with “YAYYYYY” “Seriously tho I think you’re really pretty” all that Jon has seen of her was exactly to pictures up to that point, a picture of her cheek, and one of her waist… which also highlighted other features of her body but he couldn’t talk of that, not yet. Fortunately for him she liked his compliment and replied with a simple “thank you!!” He welcomed her and so the story of the two teens finally began.