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“You forget, I am the mother fucking king of Hell!” Lucifer snaps at the Bee’s or was it the Cee’s. He doesn’t fucking remember all he knows is that he was pissed off by them.
”Oh and what are you going to do about us, Lu? Remember you can’t hurt sinners,” the t.v. laughs while next to him the rag doll was filming this like it will be the next viral moment.
”You know what!” Lucifer snaps while he pulls out his phone and starts to look for a number.
”Ohhh are you calling someone, maybe your daughter too cwry?” The t.v. mocks while the moth laughs behind him and he can see on the screen behind the three whatever there names are that the rag doll out crying emojis next to him.
Lucifer grits his teeth and finally finds the number he was looking for. It doesn’t even take a minute before the guy on the other end picks up while Lucifer put his phone on speaker.
”Mammon, I need you to take it all away all the… I’m sorry you guys are the Hee’s right?” Lucifer asks while looking at the group of demons.
”Oh shit you want me to- OKAY! It will be done so fast but I get to keep the assets right?” Mammon asks while the three sinners don’t look at fazed.
”We each get half, thank you my amazing sin of greed,” Lucifer replies while Mammon laughs on the other end.
”Like we are scared of whatever stupid demon you cal- what happened to all our money?” The t.v.’s smug look disappeared once he realized that everything he owns was being taken from him.
”Yeah, make sure this is posted,” Lucifer looks at the rag doll with a smirk. “But you see I have very powerful friends, one of which is the sin of greed and he has a habit of being able to take whatever he wants.”
”Yo- YOU CAN’T DO THIS!” The rag doll shouts in anger while the moth seemed to be looking at his phone.
”Oh I can’t? But I thought I told you, I am the king of Hell,” Lucifer smirks before he disappears, laughing.