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The seven deadly sins could be worse at the moment, at least no one was dead!
”OW BELPHEGOR!!!” Satan screams at the top of his lungs while the sleepy sheep demon dabs a nasty cut with a wet rag.
On second thought maybe death would have been kinder
”Hold *yawn* still, I’m trying to help you,” Bel snaps at the dragon.
”How long is this going to take,” groans Bee. She was currently waiting her turn with her arms cross and with an angry look.
The angry look wasn’t shocking, when it came to medical attention, none of her siblings ever stayed willingly. The sheep demon had to get creative to heal them.
“Try to complain again and I’m putting you to sleep until your check up,” Bel replies with a glare.
Bee pales while Leviathan gave her an annoyed look.
“We could be asleep for days, it takes you forever to finish checking one of us and you fall asleep after you are done,” Levi’s nicer head points out while the meaner one scoffs, “We all know you do it on purpose.”
Bel glares at Leviathan before flicking her finger and making the sea demon fall asleep on top of Mammon.
”WHAT THE FUCK!”
”Language Mam,” Ozzie rolls his eyes.
”ENGLISH YOU CUNT!”
Ozzie gave Mammon a glare while Lucifer gets up clearly annoyed by everyone.
”If I didn’t know you Mam I would think you are being clever but sadly I’m pretty sure you have no idea what he meant by language,” Lucifer sighs before walking towards Bel.
”Everyone is getting checked over, Lu,” Bel tells the devil.
”Yeah I was waiting patiently but I need to go-“
”And be with your rubber ducks?” Bel asks with a raised eyebrow.
”Wh- N-NO!” Lucifer immediately replies with a blush. “I have a meeting with the Goetia!”
”You can go after medical,”. Bel replies, she laughs at Lucifer’s annoyed look before a smile spread across his face.
”How about.” Lucifer leans forward to whisper in Bel’s ear. “You let me leave and I will create heavenly clouds for you to sleep on. You know the clouds made from angels are way softer than anything in Sloth.”
”You will do that?” Bel gave Lucifer a look that was daring him to lie.
”All yours, all you need to do is just let me go,” Lucifer nods as he holds his hand out. All the other sins were yelling at the two but Bel ignored them as she took Lucifer’s had.
”Deal!”
”Yes! NO M-E-E-DI-CAL HAHA!! FOR THE DEVIL!” Lucifer happily cheers as he gives a finger to the rest of the sins before he disappears.
”HOW COME HE CAN GO!”
”WHAT DID HE PROMISE YOU! I CAN DOUBLE IT!”
“NO FAIR!”
”I WILL PAY YOU-“
Bel was done with all their complaining and screaming so she snaps her fingers making the rest of the sins fall asleep while she continues to heal Satan.