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1. I JUST MADE SOME BULLSHIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! by clementineliketheorange, lovelypain444

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Will Byers/Mike Wheeler
   • Will Byers/Will Byers's Epilogue Boyfriend
   • Flea
   • Vecna (Stranger Things)
   • Will Byers
   • Mike Wheeler
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Will Byers's Epilogue Boyfriend (mentioned)
   • Princess la
   • charlie kirk (mentioned)
   • 67 (mentioned)
   • Non-Graphic Smut
   • Minor Character Death
   • Minor Gun Violence
   • Song: Good Luck Babe! (Chappell Roan)
   • Haiku Interlude
   • Shane Hollander Takes a Shit (Eventually)
   • Mooning
   • My First Fanfic
   • I'm Going to Hell
   • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
   • Suicide
   • Gymnastics (mentioned)
   • No Beta We Die Like Conformitygate
   • Friends? No Thanks. Best Friends.
   • Crack Treated Seriously

   Summary

   Ilya and Shane enjoy a "quiet" moment at the cottage, until they receive some surprising visitors.

   Or: What a week without Heated Rivalry and Stranger Things does to a person.

    

   My first fic! Here she comes, world, please be kind! 🥹✌️ This is straight crack. Please don't take it seriously. Kudos and comments so much appreciated.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   885

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   16

   Kudos:

   33

   Bookmarks:

   5

   Hits:

   518