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1. get on the snake by brightlyburning for todesesser

   Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Jan 2026

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   • Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu/Zhuzhi-lang
   • Zhuzhi-lang
   • Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Just the Tip
   • Snakes
   • Fuck Or Die
   • POV Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Bottom Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Top Zhuzhi-lang
   • Oblivious Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Timeline What Timeline
   • Just the Tip 2026

   Summary

   "You can't just tell me that you need to-" Shen Qingqiu's voice choked off in his throat, his thin face roaring back to the forefront, and he managed a furious whisper, "-have relations with me and then just carry me away, what is wrong with you?"

   Zhuzhi-lang flicked his pitch-dark tongue, then said,

   "Nothing is wrong with this one other than his mating season."

   -

   Zhuzhi-lang happens upon an unwitting Shen Qingqiu during the timeskip, exactly as Zhuzhi-lang enters mating season. How convenient! (For Zhuzhi-lang, and not at all for Shen Qingqiu's ass.)

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