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1. Pies, pies, pies by Department_of_Depravity

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Breeding Kink
   • Draco Malfoy Has a Breeding Kink
   • Shameless Smut
   • Banter
   • Adult Hermione Granger
   • Adult Draco Malfoy
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Cunnilingus
   • Creampie
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Penis In Vagina Sex
   • Dirty Talk
   • Another table gets pounded on
   • i just can’t help it
   • She’s ovulating
   • and he knows
   • And he's going to make the most of it
   • Yes I know English apple pie is without cinnamon
   • shoot me
   • But at least we get cream
   • Inappropriate Use of Cinnamon
   • NO inappropriate use of apple pie
   • This is not American Pie
   • Anatomically incorrect dirty talk
   • In the kitchen?
   • Your honour she's ovulating

   Summary

   Draco and Hermione have reached another anniversary, and what better way to celebrate than to bake him an apple pie? With cinnamon. That’s an aphrodisiac, by the way.

   Or how one pie turns into another pie.

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