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Whatsapp chat with: Nicky

Tuesday, 16 May 2023
Sarah:
I had a question.
Sent: 16:24 
Nicky:
Yes?
Received: 17:16
Sarah:
If I saved a contact on my phone and then added that person to a group chat, would the name I chose be visible for everyone in the group or just me?
Sent: 17:23 
Nicky:
Just for you. Why?
Received: 17:24
Sarah:
Just curious!
Sent: 17:24 

A group chat called: Sarah's Dinner Table with: Charlie, David (Son), …

Tuesday, 16 May 2023
You added David’s GF Monica 😴👎
Sarah:
Welcome to the family, dear!
Sent: 17:25 
David’s GF Monica 😴👎:
Thank you!
Received: 17:43

Whatsapp chat with: Nicky

Sunday, 08 October 2023
Nicky:
I’m on the train! Barely, but I made it.
Received: 17:22
Nicky:
Gonna miss Nells and Henry so much! 💔
Received: 17:22
Sarah:
They're gonna miss you, too! 😂
Sent: 17:25 
Sarah:
Too bad you couldn’t stay longer this time 😂
Sent: 17:25 
Nicky:
Ehm, Mum?
Received: 17:25
Nicky:
Why are you laughing?
Received: 17:25
Sarah:
I’m crying!
Sent: 17:26 
Sarah:
Isn’t that the crying face?
Sent: 17:26 
Nicky:
No, Mum …
Received: 17:26
Sarah:
Oops 🤭
Sent: 17:27 
Nicky:
And that’s a menacing giggle.
Received: 17:27
Sarah:
Oh no!
Sent: 17:27 

A group chat called: Sarah's Dinner Table with: Charlie, David (Son), Nicky

Friday, 03 November 2023
David’s GF Monica 😴👎 has left the chat.
Sarah:
👋
Sent: 22:06 
David (Son):
She can’t see you anymore, Mum.
Received: 22:12
Sarah:
Good for us!
Sent: 22:13 
David (Son):
Mum!
Received: 22:13
Sarah:
Come on, she was so boring!
Sent: 22:13 

Whatsapp chat with: Nicky

Wednesday, 13 March 2024
Nicky:
How was your book club?
Received: 17:22
Sarah:
This month’s pick is quite exciting 😏
Sent: 17:22 
Nicky:
What is it about?
Received: 17:25
Sarah:
A young man spending his summer in Italy 🥵
Sent: 17:25 
Nicky:
Oh my God…
Received: 17:25
Sarah:
It’s very hot in Tuscany!
Sent: 17:25 

A group chat called: Sarah's Dinner Table with: Charlie, David (Son), …

Friday, 29 March 2024
You added David’s GF Amber 👍🥦
Sarah:
Welcome to the family, dear!
Sent: 21:39 
David’s GF Amber 👍🥦:
Thank you so much, Mrs. Nelson!
Received: 21:45
Sarah:
Oh, I told you, it’s Sarah!
Sent: 21:48 
David’s GF Amber 👍🥦:
Oh my God, David, this picture is so cute! 🥰😍
Received: 21:48
Sarah:
See, I told you!
Sent: 21:48 
David (Son) has changed the group icon
Nicky:
🙄
Received: 22:01
You have changed the group icon
David (Son):
🙄
Received: 22:06

Whatsapp chat with: Nicky

Monday, 22 April 2024
Nicky:
Can you send me Grandma’s aubergine parmigiana recipe?
Received: 12:11
Sarah:
Sure, give me a second.
Sent: 12:28 
Sarah:

Sent: 12:32 
Sarah:
What do you need it for?
Sent: 12:32 
Nicky:
I wanna cook it for Charlie for his birthday!
Received: 12:35
Sarah:
Oh, that’s a nice idea!
Sent: 12:35 
Sarah:
I’m sure he’ll appreciate it. 🍆
Sent: 12:35 
Sarah:
Do you have the dessert planned already? 👅🍑
Sent: 12:35 
Nicky:
You should look up the meaning of those emojis, Mum!
Received: 12:47

Whatsapp chat with: Nicky

Sunday, 28 April 2024
Sarah:
How was your date night?
Sent: 15:02 
Sarah:
Did Charlie like your plans? 🍆🍑
Sent: 15:02 
Nicky:
Mum!
Received: 15:11
Nicky:
We need to talk about your use of emojis!
Received: 15:11
Nicky:
You can’t use those!
Received: 15:11
Sarah:
Oh, I can!
Sent: 15:13 
Sarah:
I talked to Darcy. 😎
Sent: 15:13 
Sarah:

Sent: 15:13 
Nicky:
Oh no, she showed you gifs, too?
Received: 15:24
Reactions: 👍

A group chat called: Sarah's Dinner Table with: Charlie, David (Son), Nicky

Wednesday, 05 June 2024
David’s GF Amber 👍🥦 has left the chat
Sarah:
🫡
Sent: 17:28 
Sarah:
She was nice!
Sent: 17:28 
Charlie:
She was!
Received: 17:30

A group chat called: Sarah's Dinner Table with: Charlie, David (Son), …

Monday, 02 September 2024
You added David’s GF Katlynn 💅🙄
Sarah:
Welcome to the family, dear!
Sent: 14:16 
David’s GF Katlynn 💅🙄:
Thank you, Mrs. Nelson!
Received: 14:17
Sarah:
Of course, darling!
Sent: 14:43 

Whatsapp chat with: David (Son)

Wednesday, 11 December 2024
Sarah:
You’re still coming home for Christmas, aren’t you?
Sent: 17:47 
David (Son):
Yes, Mum.
Received: 18:03
Sarah:
Will you bring Caitlin?
Sent: 18:04 
David (Son):
It’s Katlynn, and yes, I will bring her.
Received: 18:04
Sarah:
Oops 🤭 Sorry, I just can’t remember.
Sent: 18:04 
David (Son):
Just save it correctly in your contacts!
Received: 18:05
Sarah:
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. 🤷♀️
Sent: 18:05 

A group chat called: Sarah's Dinner Table with: Charlie, David (Son), Nicky

Monday, 23 December 2024
David’s GF Katlynn 💅🙄👎 has left the chat
Sarah:
I guess she’s not coming, after all. 💀
Sent: 22:34 
Reactions: 💀2 😑

Whatsapp chat with: Nicky

Monday, 23 December 2024
Sarah:
Nicky, you don’t need to make the pudding gluten free. 😏
Sent: 22:36 
Nicky:
You didn’t like her, did you?
Received: 22:43
Sarah:

Sent: 22:45 

A group chat called: Sarah's Dinner Table with: Charlie, David (Son), Nicky

Saturday, 10 January 2026
Sarah:
Are you all free the weekend of June 12th? I’d like to spend a weekend with my sons at the seaside.
Sent: 11:24 
Sarah:
I’ve found a wonderful house with enough space for us all.
Sent: 11:24 
Sarah:
www.sawdays.co.uk
https://www.sawdays.co.uk/britain/ england/norfolk/skylark-cottage/
www.sawdays.co.uk
https://www.sawdays.co.uk/britain/england/norfolk/skylark-cottage/
Sent: 11:26 
Sarah:
Charlie, you too!
Sent: 11:26 
Nicky:
We’re in!
Received: 11:39
Charlie:
Thanks for the invite, Sarah!
Received: 11:39
David (Son):
I’m free, too.
Received: 12:01
Sarah:

Sent: 12:03 

Whatsapp chat with: David (Son)

Thursday, 21 May 2026
David (Son):
Mum, about the family weekend.
Received: 16:02
Sarah:
What is it, David? You’re not cancelling, are you?
Sent: 16:03 
David (Son):
No!
Received: 16:03
David (Son):
Actually, I wanted to ask if there is still space to bring someone?
Received: 16:03
Sarah:

Sent: 16:05 
David (Son):
Mum, do you not want me to bring someone?
Received: 16:05
Sarah:
Oh David, don’t be ridiculous. You know how small those videos are before you choose them!
Received: 16:06

Whatsapp chat with: Nicky

Thursday, 21 May 2026
Sarah:
Just as a heads up, your brother is bringing someone to the family weekend.
Sent: 16:08 
Nicky:
Do you know her already?
Received: 16:11
Sarah:
No, I haven’t met her yet.
Sent: 16:11 
Sarah:
Let’s hope for the best.
Sent: 16:11 
Sarah:

Sent: 16:12 

Whatsapp chat with: Nicky

Sunday, 08 June 2025
Sarah:
At what time do you plan to arrive on Friday?
Sent: 09:07 
Nicky:
I don’t know yet, sorry.
Received: 12:07
Nicky:
That depends on Charlie’s plans.
Received: 12:07
Reactions: 🍆
Nicky:
MUM!
Received: 12:33
Nicky:
Stop with the eggplant!
Received: 12:33
Nicky:
It means DICK, not dinner!
Received: 12:33
Sarah:

Sent: 12:42 
Nicky:
OMG!
Received: 12:43

Whatsapp chat with: Nicky

Tuesday, 10 June 2025
Sarah:

Sent: 18:37 
Nicky:
Holy hell, did Darcy show you memes, too?
Received: 18:46
Sarah:
No, that was Olly!
Sent: 18:46 
Sarah:
Am I doing this right?
Sent: 18:46 
Nicky:
Yes, Mum, very great.
Received: 18:48
Reactions: 😎
Nicky:
We’ll arrive around 3 pm.
Received: 18:48
Sarah:
👀
Sent: 18:50 
Nicky:
Is that a problem?
Received: 18:50
Sarah:
No, that means I’m looking forward to seeing you!
Sent: 18:51 
Sarah:
It’s been so long!😏
Sent: 18:51 
Sarah:

Sent: 18:54 
Reactions: 🙄

Whatsapp chat with: Nicky

Friday, 12 June 2025
Sarah:
Let me know when you leave!
Sent: 09:36 
Sarah:
Are you on your way?
Sent: 12:03 
Sarah:

Sent: 12:03 
Nicky:
We’re on the road now!
Received: 12:24
Reactions: 🚗
Nicky:
Sorry, something held us up!
Received: 12:24
Reactions: 🍆
Sarah:

Sent: 12:26 

A group chat called: Sarah's Dinner Table with: Charlie, David (Son), …

Sunday, 14 June 2026
You added Olly (Charlie’s brother)
Sarah:

Sent: 02:38 
Sarah:

Sent: 02:41 
Sarah:

Sent: 02:44 
Sarah:

Sent: 02:49 
David:
Mum, are you drunk???
Received: 02:50
Nick, make her stop!
Received: 02:50
Nicky:
Don’t look at me, it’s Olly who showed her how to make the memes.
Received: 02:51
Olly (Charlie’s brother):

Received: 02:51
Reactions: 🫡
Charlie:

Received: 02:53
Nicky:
CHARLIE! We all agreed not to encourage her!
Received: 02:53
Charlie:
Come on, it’s pretty funny, honestly!
Received: 02:53
Sarah:

Sent: 02:56 
Nicky:
I think you should go to sleep, Mum!
Received: 02:57
Sarah:
Come down and make me!
Sent: 02:57 
David (Son):
Go to sleep!
Received: 02:57

Whatsapp chat with: Nicky

Sunday, 14 June 2026
Nicky:
That’s it.
Received: 02:57
Nicky:
You’re getting a senior-friendly mobile phone for Christmas.
Received: 02:57
Nicky:
No emojis, no gifs, no internet.
Received: 02:57
Sarah:

Sent: 03:01 




