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1. A Very Normal, Not-at-All Strange Meal by CannibalVanity

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Brief Charlie Magne | Morningstar cameo
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • The dead dove tag is less about morals and more about content severity
   • Safe and consensual but not in any way sane
   • Aromantic Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Non Sex-Repulsed Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Autistic Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Established Relationship
   • Queer plationic relationship (sexual but not romantic)
   • Bottom Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Top Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Cannibalism Play
   • autocannibalism
   • Guys I think this might actually be the weirdest foreplay to ever foreplay
   • Sexual Tension
   • Banter
   • Sloppy Makeouts
   • Tongue eating
   • That’s a tag now you’re welcome :)
   • Biting
   • Blood Drinking
   • Painplay
   • Dacryphilia
   • Anal Sex
   • Homicidal cannibal dirty talk so nasty it would make God cry
   • Switching
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Topping from the Bottom
   • Sexualised Throat Slitting
   • Yep. You heard me right
   • Piquerism
   • Erotophonophilia
   • Creampie
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Aftercare
   • No beta we die like my FBI agent's faith in humanity after watching me write this

   Summary

   One evening, Lucifer decides to surprise Alastor with what he presents to him as an ordinary dinner for two. It quickly becomes apparent that the meal is not, in fact, very ordinary.

   OR: How to seduce your cannibal boyfriend: 101.

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   Series

   • Part 2 of Vanity's Nasty Radioapple Guro Collection

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