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The Forth Wall Is Shattered But No One Cares

Summary:

no way guys my OCs groupchat got leaked. surely this will be completely fine, right?

Notes:

Usernames so you're not confused ig.

DIVERSITY_IS_VALID - Hyper (OC)
overrated–usernames - Mariana (OC)
Chamomile_Enjoyer - Camile (OC)
XBloodIsOverrated - Iraka (OC)
Par411el - Parellia (OC)
thekidfromthefuture - Aliko (OC)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Session 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

[XBloodIsOverrated is online.]

XBloodIsOverrated: alright, which one of you invited me here?!

thekidfromthefuture: iunno.

[Chamomile_Enjoyer is online.]

Chamomile_Enjoyer: hi chat

[Chamomile_Enjoyer sent a GIF.]

Chamomile_Enjoyer: bye chat

[Chamomile_Enjoyer is offline.]

[overrated–usernames is online.]

overrated–usernames: what did I just walk into…

XBloodIsOverrated: camile being annoying.
as usual.

overrated–usernames: aren’t you used to that though? Since you live with them?

XBloodIsOverrated: just because they’re our cousin doesn’t mean they can get away with this.
not on my watch at least.

overrated–usernames: ooooookayyyyyyy…

thekidfromthefuture: hey i have an idea
@Par411el you on yet?

[Par411el is online.]

Par411el: I am now…

thekidfromthefuture: sweet maybe if you’re on camile will shut up about whatever they're doing on here

Par411el: whatever.

overrated–usernames: oh hey parellia! How’s the treatment going for ya?

Par411el: you mean the one healing my grayscaling? It’s going pretty well. Marina says I just have another year until all the gray is gone from my skin

XBloodIsOverrated: have you found anything to fix your ink color yet?

Par411el: nope as far as we can tell that’s gonna be permanently gray.

overrated–usernames: ugh that sucks. I’m sorry you have to deal with that.

Par411el: eh, I kinda like the color.
But the only way i’ll be able to do battles is if I have teammates who’s ink color is also gray.
And i highly doubt anyone would want to change their ink color.

[Chamomile_Enjoyer is online.]

XBloodIsOverrated: oh, so NOW you show up.

Chamomile_Enjoyer: shut it
Anyways @Par411el once i’m done with my exchange student program in calamari in 2 years i’m gonna find us some teammates and we’re all gonna have your gray ink color so you can play in battles.

overrated-usernames: wait where's hyper…

[HyperPrincess is online.]

HyperPrincess: Did someone say my name?

XBloodIsOverrated: WHO THE SHELL ARE YOU?!?!

HyperPrincess: Read the username, Iraka.

XBloodIsOverrated: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!?!

HyperPrincess: what you think I don’t know the name of vintage’s ex?

Chamomile_Enjoyer: How do you know THAT?!

HyperPrincess: Oh, I know lots of things. L o t s o f t h i n g s.

thekidfromthefuture: ooh, is that a reference I’ve spotted?

overrated–usernames: okay, can you stop being mysterious and give me a clear answer?

HyperPrincess: no that’s kinda my whole deal.
But I can get the Hyper you’re looking for.
@DIVERSITY_IS_VALID

[DIVERSITY_IS_VALID is online.]

DIVERSITY_IS_VALID: huh? What’s goin on?

[HyperPrincess is offline.]

DIVERSITY_IS_VALID: who is THAT? and WHY DO THEY HAVE MY NAME?

XBloodIsOverrated: That’s what we've been trying to figure out…

Par411el: soooooooooo what's the plan here?

XBloodIsOverrated: y'all can help me plot my revenge on Vintage

thekidfromthefuture: im down for that

Chamomile_Enjoyer: what do you have in mind?

XBloodIsOverrated: lemme check my list…
Rig his weapon
Scam him
Frame him for a crime
Force him into a time loop
I have more but that's the gist of it

DIVERSITY_IS_VALID: We're not doing ANY of that, thank you very much.
also how would we force Vintage into a time loop?

thekidfromthefuture: I've done that before! Granted, that was back when I was in the future, but I've still done it!

Chamomile_Enjoyer: How'd you manage to do that?

thekidfromthefuture: if i told you, this conversation would take a weird route

overrated–usernames: Of course it would…

[HyperPrincess is online.]

HyperPrincess: have you guys figured out a plot for this group chat session yet or nah

DIVERSITY_IS_VALID: I mean, iraka wants to get revenge on vintage for some reason if that's anything.

HyperPrincess: cool should I add him to this gc

XBloodIsOverrated: NO

Chamomile_Enjoyer: NO

overrated–usernames: NO

Par411el: NO

HyperPrincess: wow all at the same time too
fine I guess I won't invite him here
I'll just make a new one and invite you guys to that one

XBloodIsOverrated: I will find your location and splat you over and over for 3 hours if you do that

overrated–usernames: seems a bit extreme but okay

HyperPrincess: anyways I got an island I need to prepare for an update
i'll see y'all later

[HyperPrincess is offline.]

Chamomile_Enjoyer: we still don't know who that guy is, do we?

thekidfromthefuture: nope.

DIVERSITY_IS_VALID: i thought that they were pretty chill (even though we share the same name, but that's fine)!

Par411el: idk about you guys but i'm getting pretty hungry so i'm gonna log off and grab some food.

thekidfromthefuture: yeah i'm getting a bit tired so i'll head out too

DIVERSITY_IS_VALID: bye!

Chamomile_Enjoyer: byeeeeee

XBloodIsOverrated: see ya later chatterboxes

[Par411el is offline.]

[thekidfromthefuture is offline.]

DIVERSITY_IS_VALID: welp. guess we should be going soon, huh?

overrated–usernames: yeah probably
oh wait this reminds me of something
I'll send it to you in DMs rq.
DIVERSITY_IS_VALID: sounds good.
[overrated–usernames is offline.]

[DIVERSITY_IS_VALID is offline.]

[HyperPrincess is online.]

HyperPrincess: how dare they withhold their date plans from me :/
and the other guys didn't even accept the invite link
Well, there's always the next session ig.

[HyperPrincess is offline.]

Notes:

this chapter was labelled as Session 1 on ellipsis implying more sessions but I haven't decided yet.

anyways expect another au of mine (which i've had for around a year by now iirc) to show up on here. oh and some utdr fics eventually