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  1. The Road Outside My House Is Paved With Good Intentions by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    08 Apr 2026

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    The dark haired man groaned loud enough to cut off the rest of his sentence. "Don't be like that," he whined. "Think of it as—" he stopped, tapping one of his long fingers to his chin in a pantomime of consideration. "Think of it as team building! We're celebrating you for god's sake, which means you need to be there!"

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