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1. Illogical by lemoneide

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Harry Potter
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • New Year's Eve
   • House Party
   • Nottpott
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Face-Sitting
   • Idiots in Love
   • Teasing
   • Drinking
   • Fuck Marry Kill
   • Draco wants her
   • Hermione is oblivious
   • And in denial
   • She needs flow charts
   • He burns them to the ground
   • Logic
   • Arguments
   • Confessions

   Summary

   “Kill Granger.”

   An unwarranted hurt sliced through her chest, intensified by the laughter around the room. He took a slow sip of his beer, holding her gaze.

   “Fuck Granger.”

   Heat swept through her body. Her heartbeat filled her ears, drowning out everything else.

   “Marry Granger.”

   He didn’t look away, and she forgot how to breathe.

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   English

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