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  1. Where the Ground Softens by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    10 Feb 2026

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    Hermione Granger’s annual camping trip was meant to be many things: organised, productive and free of surprises.

    It was not meant to include Draco Malfoy. Recently divorced, chronically smoking, and deeply unprepared for the outdoors.

    With an alarming amount of tequila, weaponised traditions and friends who had clearly decided to meddle — what could possibly go wrong?

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