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The Party
mikethebrave: yall
madmax: shut the fuck up
mikethebrave: dude i barely even said anything?????
mikethebrave: anyway, do any of u have the notes for english class?
lukeypoo: why? too busy staring at Will again?
mikethebrave: you cant be talking dude
lukeypoo: hey at least i dont get distracted WHILE IN CLASS
dustybun: to be fair you don't have any classes together this semester
lukeypoo: that is completely irrelivant
madmax: if u werent distracted from staring at will, then it was because u were too busy writing fanfiction about the two of you
hoppityhop: max do u remember when u almost burned down my dad's cabin
lukeypoo: WHAT
mikethebrave: I WAS NOT!
madmax: then what were you doing
mikethebrave: I had to go to the bathroom and I like missed half of the lesson
madmax: why were you taking so long in the bathroom
mikethebrave: I wasn't taking that long!!! Mr. Charone just talks really fast
madmax: yeah i don't believe you
madmax: I bet you were gooning
mikethebrave: no i fucking wasnt
madmax: you dont have to be ashamed, it's perfectly normal to do
mikethebrave: IM NOT ASHAMED THAT'S JUST NOT WHAT I WAS DOING
lukeypoo: I'm sorry are we just gonna gloss over the fact that max apparently almost burned down hopper's cabin??
willthewise: yk, conan gray could be taking the biggest shit of his life right now and we'd never know
dustybun: that's beautiful katie
lukeypoo: i guess everyone's ignoring me. i see how it is
mikethebrave: i mean, i doubt it was the first time that happened. i'm sure max has nearly burned down lots of people's houses
mikethebrave: no one told me if they could actually give me their notes or not
willthewise: yeah i'll send you my notes
mikethebrave: thanks will :)
willthewise: ofc <3
madmax: i just threw up in my mouth
mikethebrave: that's homophobic
hoppityhop: guys i have a question
dustybun: what is it, sweetie?
hoppityhop: what is yaoi
madmax: Mike & Will
hoppityhop: a couple???
madmax: nono not just any couple
hoppityhop: what kind of couple
mikethebrave: not that there's anything wrong with it but uh
mikethebrave: where did u learn that word?
hoppityhop: I overheard someone in the hall calling jesus and judas 'doomed yaoi'
lukeypoo: OH MY GOD
lukeypoo: LMAOOOOO
hoppityhop: ?
madmax: wait that's lowkey accurate
willthewise: okay im gonna actually explain since no one has done it yet
willthewise: yaoi is a Japanese word used to describe media depicting a gay male relationship, basically another word for BL (boy's love) but the original meaning implied that the content was uh.. more freaky. the meaning has sorta changed when it started being used in english-speaking fandom spaces tho so now it's mainly used to describe any gay male relationship.
willthewise: yuri/GL is the lesbian woman version of that
mikethebrave: I love when u explain things in great detail like that
dustybun: of course you would
mikethebrave: tf isthat supposed to mean?
lukeypoo: what if instead of brendon urie it was brendon yuri and he was a lesbian
madmax: he'd bring dishonor to the lesbian community
hoppityhop: Thank you for explaining that, Will!
willthewise: no problem! u can always ask about stuff you don't know
hoppityhop: I know, but sometimes I feel a little weird asking.
hoppityhop: Like, I know this is stupid but I'm always scared you'll baby me since I know a lot less than you guys.
madmax: hey, don't worry. we wont baby you.
madmax: you're a teenager just like us and you're mature enough to not be treated like "the innocent one"
dustybun: i'm looking at you mike
mikethebrave: HEY
mikethebrave: I WASJUST CAUGHT OFF GAURD AND IT WAS ONE TIME BRO. ONE TIME.
willthewise: i just got an ad for an 'am i gay quiz' while I was watching a conan gray interview
madmax: I really don't think you need to be taking the quiz at that point
mikethebrave: bro stop procrastinating on ur homework or i'll touch u
willthewise: don't threaten me with a good time
madmax: I just full on vomited everywhere
mikethebrave: homophobia
lukeypoo: you don't see me and max constantly flirting over text, do u?
mikethebrave: even worse. i see u flirting irl.
dustybun: all of u should just never speak :D
hoppityhop: aww :(
dustybun: except for you. you can talk to me all u want <3
mikethebrave: im heterophobic beause of you
dustybun: and i'm going to choke you to death
mikethebrave: jokes on you im into that
willthewise: hey that's my job
madmax: i'm going to stab you all with a knife
lukeypoo: that's lowkey hot
madmax: lowkey?
lukeypoo: my bad
lukeypoo: that's highkey hot
madmax: good job
lukeypoo: *blushes*
hoppityhop: *beats you up*
lukeypoo: HEY HEY STOP WITH THE VIOLENCE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
mikethebrave: you literally js got mad at me and will for flirting and then proceeded to flirt with max after saying that u guys never flirt in the gc
hoppityhop: This is very off topic but Conan Gray is very pretty.
willthewise: YESYES ANOTHER ONE CONVERTED >:3
mikethebrave: if ur calling conan gray pretty ur basically calling me pretty too because I'm also a twink that has dark brown curly hair and defined cheekbones
madmax: ew don't twist jane's words
mikethebrave: are you saying i'm not pretty? </3
willthewise: i think you're pretty
mikethebrave: Yay!!!!!
madmax: im going to kill you and then myself
mikethebrave: I really think it should be just one or the other unless u want to be stuck in the afterlife with me
madmax: bold of you to assume we're both going to the same place
dustybun: ur both going to hell and you know that
madmax: i'm already in hell
mikethebrave: im coming for you
madmax: you're WHAT
willthewise: hey, wrong person mike
mikethebrave: all of you shut the fuck up i hate all of you not everything is a sexual innuendo
dustybun: says you
mikethebrave: die
lukeypoo: when gerard way said "why don't u blow me" i felt that
madmax: felt it where
lukeypoo: *smirks*
lukeypoo: guess
madmax: stop using those fucking asterisks
lukeypoo: okay sorry
mikethebrave: my favorite MCR lyric is "uh uh uh uh uh uh"
hoppityhop: I was going to make a joke but I decided to have self control
madmax: thank you for holding back, jane
willthewise: my favorite hayley williams lyric is "i'm too hard"
dustybun: i heavily relate
madmax: nobody needs to know about that dustin
dustybun: let me express myself
madmax: stop making dick jokes
dustybun: i am who i am
hoppityhop: Keep expressing yourself, Dustin.
dustybun: only cuz you said so :)
madmax: don't encourage this behavior jane
mikethebrave: my favorite will wood and the tapeworms lyric is "autism strapped to a ceiling fan"
lukeypoo: why would dustin be strapped to a ceiling fan????
willthewise: LMAOOAOOA
willthewise: good one lucas
dustybun: maybe i wanted to fly
hoppityhop: I know you're joking but I could try and make you fly with my powers sometime. /gen
dustybun: holy shit fr????
hoppityhop: Yeah! We can try that on our next date.
dustybun: wait we gotta plan that date now
mikethebrave: wait Will can we copy them
willthewise: i dont see why not
lukeypoo: I wish my gf could make me fly
madmax: I could
mikethebrave: no tf u cant. mortal ahh
madmax: yes i can. all i gotta do is pick him up and throw him across the room
madmax: also says you. you aren't even physically strong. weak ass arms.
mikethebrave: i hate you
dustybun: lmaoooo I'm just imagining you chucking him across ur room like he's a tennis ball
lukeypoo: you can do anything u want to me, max
madmax: wow, anything??
lukeypoo: uh huh ;)
mikethebrave: ew i hate straight couples
lukeypoo: erm actually me and my gf are both bisexual :/
hoppityhop: I have a joke for you guys.
dustybun: what is it?
madmax: tell us!
hoppityhop: Do you all promise to laugh?
willthewise: yes of course
mikethebrave: I Will Laugh (I Promise)
madmax: kys
mikethebrave: bro???
hoppityhop: Stop insulting each other and let me tell my joke.
madmax: sorry jane
mikethebrave: sorry
hoppityhop: What do you call a metalhead who has gotten gender affirming surgery?
lukeypoo: what?
madmax: i dunno, what?
hoppityhop: A transition metal.
dustybun: wait that's actually so clever did u come up with that?
hoppityhop: Hehe yeah.
willthewise: that was an amazing joke
mikethebrave: i audibly giggled
hoppityhop: Yay!!!
madmax: OH MY GOD GUYS
madmax: I'M CREAMING SO LOUD
mikethebrave: you're WHAT
willthewise: LOUD?
lukeypoo: without me? :(
madmax: all of you shut the fuck up
madmax: ANYWAY APPERENTLY SLEEPING WITH SIRENS IS RECORDING A NEW ALBUM
mikethebrave: WAIT WHAT HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
madmax: IDK MAN I JUST FOUND OUT
lukeypoo: AAAAA SO MANY ARTISTS HAVE NEW ALBUMS COMING OUT SOON
willthewise: now all we need is for MCR5 to be announced
madmax: let's all join hands and manifest
dustybun: sleeping with sirens sounds like suck a dangerous activity
lukeypoo: suck
mikethebrave: suck
hoppityhop: haha suck
dustybun: et tu Jane? </3
hoppityhop: Sorry.
dustybun: its okay i forgive you :)
hoppityhop: :)
lukeypoo: where did the name "sleeping with sirens" even come from??
mikethebrave: I wonder that about a lot of band names
mikethebrave: like butthole surfers
lukeypoo: you're a butthole surfer
mikethebrave: damn right
willthewise: you can surf my butthole
lukeypoo: HELLO??????
madmax: okay dial it down
mikethebrave: come over to my house will
hoppityhop: If you sneak out, I will snitch on you because of that message.
willthewise: you wouldn't :((
willthewise: i'll give you 5 bucks to keep quiet
mikethebrave: wait r u actually gonna come over i was js joking but i wouldn't mind
dustybun: does sleeping with sirens imply that ur going to sleep while there's sirens blaring around you, or that ur getting freaky with sirens
madmax: I mean if u think sleeping with sirens is a dangerous activity then I would assume it's the second one. I mean it would be hard to go to sleep with loud sirens but that's not exactly dangerous
hoppityhop: What are sirens? I thought they were just the sounds from police cars.
dustybun: well, that's one kind, but the other kind of siren is a monster from greek mythology.
hoppityhop: Oh yeah! I remember them being in Percy Jackson.
madmax: wait jane you read pjo??? why haven't you told me?
hoppityhop: Yes. I just finished the third book in the series. Dustin says I need to read all the books from that author that take place in the same universe. He even made a list of what order I should read them in.
lukeypoo: are you forcing her to read the books of chronological order of when the events take place?
dustybun: I'm not forcing her!!! I'm just strongly suggesting it
hoppityhop: Yeah and I like having the list.
madmax: hey jane next time we have a sleepover, we should binge watch the pjo tv show
mikethebrave: wait could we do that at our next full-party hangout actually? I've been meaning to rewatch it before I watch the new season
willthewise: you haven't watched it yet???????
mikethebrave: no? Will you know me. I like to wait until all the episodes come out so I can watch it all at once
lukeypoo: is it just me or is grover kinda attractive in the TV show
dustybun: i see exactly where you're coming from my dude
madmax: well I'd hope not
madmax: that's reserved for me
dustybun: shut the fuck up
willthewise: grover unironically looks so good in that wedding dress. I like how they don't portray him being in a dress as something weird and outlandish and all the characters just kinda accept it. like i feel like a lot of media likes to make it seem like men doing anything that's considered feminine as something super weird and unrealistic and bad but in pjo they all just compliment grover's dress and then move on with life
dustybun: i get what you mean. ppl should learn from pjo
mikethebrave: dont spoil too much!
madmax: you've read the books you know what happens
mikethebrave: yeah but they make some changes from the book to the show
hoppityhop: Max showed me pictures of some of the cast the other day.
hoppityhop: Clarisse is really, really pretty.
madmax: she is!!! she's gorgeous.
lukeypoo: I like how her character is more fleshed out in the show and less one dimensional
dustybun: one time i heard someone in my math class that they didn't like how the pjo tv show was woke
dustybun: like ???
lukeypoo: and the books arent?
lukeypoo: I mean they definitely could've been more 'woke'
lukeypoo: but the show literally revolves around neurodivergent kids who are fighting against the system lmao
madmax: Wokey Jackson and the Olympians
madmax: Percy Wokeson and the Olympians
madmax: Percy Jackson and the Wokelympians
madmax: which one is the best
hoppityhop: Percy Wokeson and the Olympians.
dustybun: seconded. wokelympians doesnt work because olympus represents the system
madmax: wait yeah good point
mikethebrave: holy shit guys the time is a conan gray reference
willthewise: I still wish for you at eleven eleveeeeeennn
hoppityhop: Wow, using my deadname now. /silly
hoppityhop: Wait am I still allowed to call it my deadname if I'm not actually trans.
madmax: I feel like it still counts in a way because it's a name attached to a part of you that isn't true to who you are if that makes sense.
hoppityhop: Yeah that makes sense.
lukeypoo: holy shit it's late and I have to wake up early to go on a run before school
mikethebrave: hah imagine getting exercise
willthewise: you seem to like the fact that I get exercise every now and then
mikethebrave: yeah cuz ur hot duh
madmax: so is lucas
mikethebrave: okay true but he's not my man
mikethebrave: and also i'm making fun of lucas for getting up early to exercise which will doesn't doo
lukeypoo: stop blowing up my notifications
mikethebrave: i don't plan on blowing anyone or anything
madmax: thank god
willthewise: aw damn.. there go my plans for the night
mikethebrave: wait i change my mind i'll leave my window open for u will
dustybun: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TO SLEEP
hoppityhop: yeah, what dustin said.