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Part 1 of Lxurx's Incompleted Series
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2026-01-17
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{{ Killer Cafe! || Forsaken }}

Summary:

The Spectre forces the killers to work at a Cafe with the survivors being the customers ig???

Just some random short stories about the killers trying to not cause chaos hehe

This is VERY badly planned and I have no idea what I'm doing btw so expect slow updates LMAO

Chapter 1: ☆ Prologue

Chapter Text

Day: 0

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{CLOSED}

 

"Okay, I know how you little sh*ts act when it comes to following instructions. So this time you better not mess it up." 

 

1x1x1x1 crossed his arms with an angered look as the other killers lined up next to each other in the middle of a Cafe, looking at each other as to why the killer was taking this a little serious. 

 

None of them had any idea why nor how they ended up having to run a Cafe all the sudden, but it was a request by the Spectre. As a treat if the business does well, they each get to have any item that they wish, so they agreed. Even if they did disagree, they really had no power in saying 'no' anyways.

 

Noli bursted out laughing at the manifestation with a glitched voice as he spoke up to her with the same laugh. "B-Bw4HaHahA!! ArE YoU s-5EriOus? Li-Lik3 h3lL w3 WoUld ActUaLlY dO thI–"

 

1x1x1x1 suddenly cuts Noli off.

 

"007n7 is possibly one of our customers." 

 

Suddenly, Noli immediately puts on a cat-designed apron before turning and telling to the other remaining killers. 

 

"L-Let'5 g0 m4kE bUisN3s5."

 

C00lkidd giggled at the scene and was basically jumping at this point. He had never been to a Cafe before so he never knew how it was like, so the excitement was getting to him. He ran up infront of 1x1x1x1 before happily asking her.

 

"Can I bring Bluudud, Pr3typriincess and Mafioso to help too?! Pleaseee!!!"

 

"Yeah sure kid, whatever." 

 

"YAY!!" Since all three were skins to c00lkid, he was able to summon them anytime he likes. So he ran off behind the counter before running at the backdoor room to summon their presence.

 

Meanwhile, 1x1x1x1 points out to the masked killer and started to give off instructions. "Slasher. You make the coffee, or whatever the hell they have." Slasher quietly nodded and walked behind the counter to start preparing for the night shift.

 

It then continues to point at the killer that was previously next to Slasher, who was John. "Uh.. John, name the menu. Because I don't know how to do that." They lied. They know they would name everything to just something related to hating on Shedletsky, and that would give off a bad reputation for the shop.

 

John slightly tilts his head silently but then takes the empty menu and a pen from the counter and walks over to an open table. 

 

"Isn't he right handed? How the f*ck is he going to write on the menu?" Itrapped pointed out the corrupted arm John has that was on his dominant hand, but 1x1x1x1 shugged. Clearly not caring about the problem. He then eyed at noli with the cute apron and frowned more than before at him.

 

"Noli. Um handle our finance. If I go broke that's your fault." 

 

"W-Wh4t?! BuT I w-W4nT t0 t-tAlK t0 th3 C-cUstom3rs!?" 

 

"With that voice, I doubt that. Now go handle money." 

 

Noli groaned with his static glitched voice and started to sluggishly walk to the backdoor. 1x1x1x1 then looked at Nosferatu, who's already settled down at a nearby table and drinking a cup of something. It couldn't figure out what it was.

 

"Nosferatu what are you doing?"

 

"Tasting Slasher's drinks. He tends to put poison in these." 

 

1x1x1x1 sighed dramatically, knowing that this guy is mostly going to be hopeless this whole shift. So then 1x1x1x1 decided to leave the vampire alone and glanced at the two remaining killers; Azure and Itrapped.

 

"Um. You two.. uh.. make sure this place is clean after the kids."

 

"I'm not getting my hands dirty over some kids." 

 

"WELL DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT. I DON'T CARE." 

 

1x1x1x1 stomped away with the sudden outburst from the two remaining killers with no set of instructions given to them. The both of them glanced at each other before Itrapped starts mumbling out.

 

"Overdamatic much?"

 

"Such a weirdo." 

 

The hat on Azure's head says harshly about the green killer as the both of them stood there not knowing what to do. So itrapped walks at the backdoor while Azure walks to where John doe sat.

 

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"Hey. What did you write?" The hat says sternly at the mute killer as Azure takes a seat across from him. 

 

The both of them were unable to speak for themselves, well Azure was able to speak but chooses not to because the hat does the most talking. But it will be quite an awkward and difficult situation between the two. 

 

Azure signals the killer to hand over the menu he had written on, trying to help him out in any way. So he does and the botanist stares into what was written on the piece of paper.

 

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Scribbles. All scribbles. It was impossible to read.

 

'This is going to be a long night.'

 

 

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Itrapped walked into the back door and spots Mafioso leaning at the wall nearby, but before he could say something, there was something else that caught his attention was what was happening infront of him.

 

It looked like some ritual was sketched on the floor with a sword with the three kids crowding up, planning on who becomes 'the sacrifice' while Noli explains them about how rituals work as a former cult leader. Itrapped stares at the scene and murmured out to Mafioso.

 

"This is going to be a long night."

 

"Tell me about it."

 

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1x1x1x1 stood behind the register while Slasher tests out on making a cup of coffee. She turns to what the other was making to see the coffee being in some sort of ugly green and dark red highlights in it. 1x1x1x1 wasn't sure what it was but it definitely isn't Macha.

 

When she looked back upfront after staring at the masked killer. But unfortunately he wished he didn't because She spots a familiar face that she wishes she never wanted to ever see.

 

"Heya. Got some chicken around here?"

 

"SHEDLETSKY WE AREN'T EVEN OPEN YOU ANNOYING FU—"

 

 

This is going to be a long night...

 

{OPEN}

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