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1. It's Not a Dream Anymore by writingfairy

   Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   17 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Dan Howell
   • Phil Lester
   • Honorable mention: the drug dealer
   • Inspired by Fanart
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Smut
   • OMG can't believe i finally tag this
   • Smut
   • Macro/Micro
   • agalmatophilia
   • (I had to search this one)
   • AmazingGuy
   • Dry Orgasm
   • Kinda
   • 2025 Era (Phandom)
   • Communication
   • Aftercare
   • Cute Ending

   Summary

   “Seriously, are you up to try it? Like, not faint, but… Having sex? With me being… A doll?”

   “Well, something’s definitely up,” Dan muttered.

   Phil snorted and leaned forward to witness it by himself. Then, he bit his lips. “Dan? I’m a doll.”

   Dan blinked, “I realised, yeah.”

   “I don’t have—”

   “You don’t have what?”

   “I’m a doll,” Phil repeated, loosely gesturing at his own crotch.

   Oh.
   Oh.

   “Oh.”

   ***
   I saw this phanart by screaming-at-moss on tumblr and I had to write it.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Dan and Phil & agalmatophilia

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

   1/1

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