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The Love of my life
Today 5:57 PM
Jackie my love
Hollander said yes to dinner tonight!!
YES!!!!
Take that Hanna!!!
I knew Wilson wouldn’t have the guts to ask Hollander
Can you remind me again why we don’t like Wilson’s girlfriend?
Because she had the audacity to SNIFF at the twins’ cupcakes last barbeque
SNIFF!!!
How dare she! (?)
But to be fair, the twins did just pick their nose in front of her
Irrelevant.
When you will bring The Shane Hollander by?
is 9:30 pm okay with you?
Coach wanted to debrief first before we go.
That’s fine
Give me more time to prep
What does The Shane Hollander eats?
Is he allergic to anything?
He eats birdfood
Macrobiome food
Macrobiotic?
Yup, that one.Birdfood
That’s easy, I’ll just make an extra batch of the twins’ food
The twins are eating birdfood?
More or less
I’m trying to see if it will make them less hyper
But, its not working :(
They just get cranky
Why did he say yes?
Who my love?
Shane Hollander
You asked him before but he never said yes
I think his plan fell through
Interesting……
He is very bummed about it
Very interesting……
You think he has someone special?
Don’t know
He’s very private guy
Don’t you worry
Give me a week and I will find out
Babe, remember when you ask me to tell you if you are being scary hot or scary scary?
Yeah
You are being scary scary
Fine, fine, I’ll leave it alone.
Even though I already found out that his last confirmed girlfriend is also from OSA in the Dance program
Scary scary
Named Jessica
Scary scary but also very informative
I got to go
Coach is here
And yeah, Wilson is a dumbass to leave his wife for that girl
For all its worth, he is miserable and regretting it severely
Good
He deserves worse