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Ilya Rozanov discovers the Cupcakke song “Sloppy Joe”.
He proceeds to take the lyrics a little too seriously.
Monday, eat my ass (uh)
Tuesday, eat my ass (oh)
Wednesday, eat my ass (yeah)
Thursday, eat my ass (ooh)
Friday, eat my ass (grrah)
Saturday, eat my ass (gawk)Porn with plot except the plot is just Ilya learning what Cupcakke is and being a little too fr. This is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever written.