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1. baby’s first funeral by endlesslyperpetual

   Fandoms: A Real Pain (Movie 2024)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
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   • Complete Work

   20 Jan 2026

   Tags

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   • Benji Kaplan & David Kaplan
   • Benji Kaplan (A Real Pain)
   • David Kaplan
   • Kid Fic
   • They’re babies!!
   • Short One Shot
   • Light Angst
   • Uhh honestly thats it
   • this is so plotless
   • David Kaplan Needs a Hug
   • If you don’t see me using that tag
   • that is not me

   Summary

   "He probably just hit the window, Benji. Mom says they do that because of the reflection." He ignored the crack in his voice, and thankfully, Benji did too. It was far too early to cry— they hadn’t even started the funeral yet.

   "No," Benji snapped, though his eyes were wide and glistening. "He died for a cause. He was delivering a message to the King of Birds."

   OR: Benji and David have a proper burial to the dead sparrow they find in the backyard.

   Series

   • Part 1 of little baby kaplans (A Real Pain Kid AU)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   830

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   9

   Bookmarks:

   1

   Hits:

   23