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Topic: [Speculation] Do you guys think Alastor is like, dead for real?
#1 Imissmywife (OP)
Date: 2023-12-31
Guys, tomorrow officially marks year 7 of the Radio Demon being MIA…
#2
Date: 2023-12-31
Can we not reheat this topic again bruh I’m trying not to cry as I work on my radiostatic new year’s kiss fanfic rn
#3
Date: 2023-12-31
Nah I don’t believe it if he did Vox wld have let us all know by now lol
#4
Date: 2023-12-31
> Nah I don’t believe it if he did Vox wld have let us all know by now lol
Bro Vox is literally holding a new year’s eve gala centred around Alastor being gone for one more year…
#5
Date: 2023-12-31
>>Nah I don’t believe it if he did Vox wld have let us all know by now lol
>Bro Vox is literally holding a new year’s eve gala centred around Alastor being gone for one more year…
And?? Let’s be fr, if Alastor is dead dead, Vox would pound it into our heads that Alastor is DEAD. Not bs “he’s gone for another year”. Also he would be crashing out even harder so like. Lol
#6
Date: 2023-12-31
7 is a magic number… who knows maybe we’ll see him back again
#7 Imissmywife (OP)
Date: 2023-12-31
God pls I miss him so much I miss those radio broadcasts their fuckass rivalry tension shit was my number 1 entertainment for the past 20 years i’ve been down here… like lowkey VoxTek shows all suck now
#8
Date: 2023-12-31
I like how we’re all here talking abt them instead of celebrating NYE… hell knows if we’re even gonna make it to a new year bruh tmr is the extermination. See y’all on the other side folks
Also, OP, agreed. Ever since the “New is Better” ended the year Alastor went MIA idk idt Vox’s heart is in it anymore, lol.
#9
Date: 2024-01-01
T-7 hours till the Extermination. Stay safe out there, folks, may the powers of radiostatic be with you.
Topic: [Speculation] Potential Alastor spotting??????????
#1 Guyswtf (OP)
Date: 2024-01-02
HOLY SHIT guys guys guys. Did yall catch that split second of the commercial for the Hazbin Hotel b4 it was interrupted by 666??? Isn’t that ALASTOR???????
#2
Date: 2024-01-02
Alastor, radio demon, in a TV commercial? Lol, lmao even
It’s 2024 guys let’s stop with believing baseless rumours
#3
Date: 2024-01-02
Wait no I think OP is on to smthg i cldve sworn there was some fuzzy footage on the right side of that commercial… did anyone record it
#4
Date: 2024-01-02
wtf would he be even doing at the princess’ stupid fucking redemption hotel bro much less their commercial
#5
Date: 2024-01-02
Alastor in a pearly outfit… Vox stuck down here… holy shit guys keep cooking long distance forced apart lovers radiostatic ;asdkfja;sdf
#6
Date: 2024-01-02
Lmao Vox would 100% go get himself redeemed if that’s what it would take… get ur ass up there Vox baby
#7
Date: 2024-01-02
Can we get back on topic. Guys. radiostatic nation. Nobody got footage of that commercial???? Are we being for real
#8
Date: 2024-01-02
Didnt the princess punch Katie on live TV lmao promoting the hotel yesterday. Maybe Alastor went there to spite Vox
#9
Date: 2024-01-02
Wait my friend who works at VoxTek told me he got attacked by some guy with a radio-y voice and tentacles and was forced to put the commercial on?!?!? Guys wtf i think it’s legit
#10
Date: 2024-01-02
Is #9 OP’s alt lmao
#11
Date: 2024-01-02
I believe #9 cause I like the info
#12
Date: 2024-01-02
“Your friend” yea ok sure #9 that’s incredibly reliable
#13
Date: 2024-01-02
What 7 years of no Alastor has done to us…
#14
Date: 2024-01-02
Bro have we not learned our lesson after last year some guy said they had insider scoop that Alastor was spotted only for it to be disproved. And the year before? And the year before before?
#15
Date: 2024-01-02
#9 fym ur friend got attacked by “some guy” bruh it’s the fucking radio demon how hard would it be to identify him…
#16
Date: 2024-01-02
#15 my friend only died like 4 years ago + works at VoxTek “Alastor” is literally a banned word there + Alastor has literally 0 photos…
#17
Date: 2024-01-02
Nah i don’t buy it. It just doesn’t make sense imo like why tf wld Alastor be at the silly hotel. Why tf wld he even go out of his way to MAKE A VIDEO COMMERCIAL and even threaten VoxTek employees to air it
Like guys pls this is so easily disproven
#18
Date: 2024-01-02
Ehhh i mean idk hasn’t he always done what he wants. Maybe he wanna curry favour with the royals?
#19
Date: 2024-01-02
Bffr the MoringStars are a joke… Lilith the only who actl acted like a royal is MIA
#20
Date: 2024-01-02
It’s funny how Lilith and Alastor both disappeared for 7 years…
#21
Date: 2024-01-02
Oh my godddd not the “Lilith is Alastor” theory again can we STOP
#22
Date: 2024-01-02
Has anyone brought up the “time-travelling fetus” theory yet
#23
Date: 2024-01-02
STOP
#24
Date: 2024-01-02
Alastor is a circus
#25
Date: 2024-01-02
What no Alastor appearances do to people… ykw I miss him so i choose to believe OP and #9
#26
Date: 2024-01-02
Can we circle back to the “long distance separated by realm lovers” AU thing #5 came up with. any fic recs with that pls
#27
Date: 2024-01-02
Wait it’s so fun to think abt tho like how does one get redeemed after being a cannibalistic serial killer… or whatever tf Vox was
#28
Date: 2024-01-02
Oh I think i heard he was a weather boy?
#29
Date: 2024-01-02
LMAO what
#30
Date: 2024-01-02
Wait i rmb that rumour too…didnt Alastor spread that like 9 years ago?? On one of his radio shows he was making fun of Vox with that too
#31
Date: 2024-01-02
Yea it’s in the forum pinned folder under resources. Radio broadcast #24467 iirc. He also called Vox a camera boy and intern in the same one. We actl don’t know all that much about Vox’s human life, huh… Even Alastor we know he’s from New Orleans, Louisiana at least
#32
Date: 2024-01-02
Isn’t the popular theory that Alastor was Alastor Hartfelt the Louisiana Butcher?
#33
Date: 2024-01-02
Yea but it’s never actually confirmed
#34
Date: 2024-01-02
Back to the main topic, I’m also pretty sure I saw a fuzzy outline of Alastor face turned away from the camera in the commercial… the bigger thing is, Nifty and Husk are literally in the same commercial like hello?????????
#35
Date: 2024-01-02
Holy shit ur right I rmb those two being there. Aren’t they both ex-overlords Alastor owned and spared??????
#36
Date: 2024-01-02
And they hardly have any other reason to be even in the same place together if not for Alastor… hold up wait OP may be cooking
#37
Date: 2024-01-02
Not us focusing more on potential Alastor sighting rather than the fact we’re getting double Exterminations now lmaoooooo never change guys
#38
Date: 2024-01-02
Tbh just dip to Imp City they usually skip that place cause of the hellborns all congregating there
#39
Date: 2024-01-02
Don’t they forbid us Sinners there on extermination day… smthg abt luring disaster there
#40
Date: 2024-01-02
Just kill them bruh they’re literally imps what r they gonna do. Stop you?? They die permanently we don’t let’s be so fr rn
#41
Date: 2024-01-02
GUYS WTF TURN ON UR TV AND RADIO
#42
Date: 2024-01-02
HOLY SHIT
#43
Date: 2024-01-02
Ain’t no fucking way a;sldkfja;sf
Move over to the other thread guys
Topic: [Discussion] Stayed Gone
#1 wefuckingwon (OP)
Date: 2024-01-02
AINT NO FUCKING WAY
#2
Date: 2024-01-02
VOX ACTING LIKE A JILTED LOVER OH WE’RE SO BACK
#3
Date: 2024-01-02
“Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice?” WE DID MR VOX WE REALLY DID TRUST US
#4
Date: 2024-01-02
I was literally JUST on that other thread abt if Alastor’s at the hotel or not HOLY SHIT I CANT BELIEVE ITS REAL
#5
Date: 2024-01-02
“Yes, I know it's been a while” ALASTOR YOU DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH I MISSED YOUR VOICE
#6
Date: 2024-01-02
ALASTOR ToT oh my god i missed him SO much pls never leave again Vox was miserable bro pls istg never leave ur wife again do not go and get milk again
#7
Date: 2024-01-02
THEY’RE BANTERING HOLY SHIT IT’S 2017 AGAIN I FEEL 7 YEARS YOUNGER
#8
Date: 2024-01-02
WHAT TEAM WHAT WHAT WHAT
#9
Date: 2024-01-02
THEY WERE ON THE SAME TEAM?????
#10
Date: 2024-01-02
We’re losing the ancient texts… why did yall think we shipped them…
#11
Date: 2024-01-02
#10 wtf DO YOU MEAN I THOUGHT IT’S CAUSE THEY HATED EACH OTHER ToT
Topic: [Discussion] Radiostatic Partners???????
#1 iloveradiostatic (OP)
Date: 2024-01-02
Vox shutting down the internet signal because of Alastor was crazy but WDYM Vox asked Alastor to be partners in the past??????????????
#2
Date: 2024-01-02
I can’t believe radiostatic shut down the internet for 30min… oh the power Alastor holds
Ok but srsly how do ppl not know the lore nowadays you got an invite link sent to you from a vetted member of this anonymous forum and SOMEHOW you aren’t dedicated enough to know radiostatic 101?????
#3
Date: 2024-01-02
Bro istg i thought we shipped them bcs of how clearly down bad Vox had been for the past dozen of years i didn’t know this was lovers to enemies what??? How did my enemies to lovers reverse itself
#4
Date: 2024-01-02
New rule ppl if you send out an invite link make sure they know basic lore… pathetic bruh
#5
Date: 2024-01-02
Tbf to the newbies that part of their lore was like 60+ years ago how many sinners even survive that long… esp with the exterminations…
Basically: A VERY long time ago, in the 50s, Alastor and Vox were pretty close. Like, Vox was on Alastor’s radio broadcasts type of close. Alastor already established himself and was kinda mentoring Vox as well i think. Something went down in ‘57 and they started attacking each other whenever they had a chance
We guessed that they were partners but this is the first time I’ve heard actual confirmation that Vox asked Alastor to be his partner???????? Holy shit yall
#6
Date: 2024-01-02
Tqsm #5 I think I need to sit down and digest this… I can’t believe it…
Like genuinely wtf holy shit Vox is so insanely in love he ACTUALLY was a jilted lover?????
#7
Date: 2024-01-02
Oh my god wait so Alastor broke up with Vox… holy shit it’s his fault the whole time????
#8
Date: 2024-01-02
Why are we reheating old discourse nachos can you not. Just cause Alastor was stupid and decided not to join Vox does not make him at fault maybe Vox gave him the ick hmmm???
#9
Date: 2024-01-02
Lmao is #8 defending or attacking Alastor…
Anyway nah please Vox is typical yandere type didn’t we get that VoxTek employee who told us abt Vox using surveillance drones and cameras to stalk Alastor last time clearly Vox is at fault
#10
Date: 2024-01-02
Oh my god I miss uncle E he was such a reliable leaker
#11
Date: 2024-01-02
#9 I disagree pls I’ve been around back then in the 50s. Have you SEEN 50s Vox holy shit he looked so fucking cute Alastor was the heartless bastard pls
#12
Date: 2024-01-02
WHERE DO YOU FIND FOOTAGE OF 50s VOX THIS IMPORTANT INFO FOR MY FIC
#13
Date: 2024-01-02
It’s somewhere in the forum folder im sure start digging
But anyway hello??? Alastor can literally do no wrong I blame Vox
#14
Date: 2024-01-02
I swear we had this argument literally last month…
Anyway I blame Alastor and I think Vox should atticwife him now so Alastor can never run away again
#15
Date: 2024-01-02
I agree #14 but consider: I miss Alastor’s radio broadcasts…
#16
Date: 2024-01-02
You guys are all crazy is it not possible for both to be at fault…?
#17
Date: 2024-01-02
I still need some time to actually digest this…wdym I had a decades long theory CONFIRMED ON A FUCKING TUESDAY
Why do yall think they split btw
#18
Date: 2024-01-02
#17 Alastor rejecting Vox’s offer…?
Alastor’s fault btw i mean I wldve showed the Pentagram a real incident if I had Box Vox asking me to be his partner…
#19
Date: 2024-01-02
No #18 I meant like they couldn’t have actually split immediately after that right? Didn’t they have public almost friendly sightings for at least 2 years after that??
#20
Date: 2024-01-02
I wish I died younger so I cldve witnessed more of this overlord yaoi earlier bruh wtf did I miss out on… earth did NOT have anything nearly as good bro
#21
Date: 2024-01-02
Lmao #20
But genuinely we’re starting to lose track of the ancient core texts because i’m pretty sure I’ve been around since ‘54 and I don’t rmb what #19 was talking about?????? I’m pretty sure we can pinpoint radiostatic breakup now to arnd ‘57 I distinctly remember a fight in ‘58?
#22
Date: 2024-01-02
There was leaks back then in early ‘58 about them visiting a photo studio I think?? I can’t remember if it was from E or someone else
#23
Date: 2024-01-02
We need better history management asap bruh digging through the folder is such a pain I don’t even blame the newcomers
But yes, I remember that leak too and I distinctly remember that leak being AFTER the legendary first radiostatic fight actually. Wow those days… VoxTek was called VoxCorp, if you could believe it. This ship was a tiny canoe lmao
Also as Alastor’s number 1 fan I think he was at fault just cause that is indeed smthg he wld fking do. Bet he rejected Vox in the most humiliating way possible too
#24
Date: 2024-01-02
How is it possible that don’t have any eye-witness accounts of their breakup bro weren’t they like, super popular even back then????
I bet Vox likes being humiliated by Alastor btw maybe that’s why they were still together for a while after the rejection
#25
Date: 2024-01-03
Wasn’t there a bar in Alastor’s territory that’s abandoned and a condemned building? Like condemned even for Hell’s standards anyone that goes near there disappears
#26
Date: 2024-01-03
Yea Cigarettes After Sex (ik, ik, but if you can believe it that was the name BEFORE the band was a thing on Earth), I live like 5 minutes away lol
#27
Date: 2024-01-03
Bro is self-doxxing
Can someone work on a recompilation of their timeline pls
#28
Date: 2024-01-03
1934: (Jan) Alastor first appears, taking down the Beauty Overlord Tiffany
1952: Vox lands in hell (source: his info on VoxTek website)
1957: Estimated radiostatic breakup, partnership extended from Vox and rejected by alastor
1958: First Radiostatic fight
1958: (around the fourth quarter?) alleged sighting at a photography studio
1959: Fight 2
This is as far as I've gotten with their early days. Mods, feel free to use this to update the folder
#29
Date: 2024-01-03
Guys can we focus on the fact that Vox even offered the deal in the first place…they must have been so so close for Vox to think there was a chance…
#30
Date: 2024-01-03
Yea both of them wiped most of those traces but thank god for the folder we still have archives made of their radio broadcasts together. According to uncle E Alastor even seriously considered appearing on Vox’s early television broadcasts too
#31
Date: 2024-01-03
I’m reeling from the fact that we cldve gotten Alastor and Vox instead of the Vees???? Maybe Alastor rejected because he didn’t wanna change his name lmao
#32
Date: 2024-01-03
Please Vox wld’ve changes his name to something beginning if A if that was Alastor’s issue
#33
Date: 2024-01-03
A world where instead of Vox we got Aux…
#34
Date: 2024-01-03
The AVees instead of the Vees
#35
Date: 2024-01-03
Bruh I wish that was his problem… I would’ve changed my name to Aux in a heartbeeatstdsadc
#36
Date: 2024-01-03
Vox???
#37
Date: 2024-01-03
Holy shit Vox lurks here iktrrrr
#38
Date: 2024-01-03
Hey #35 tell us when did you break up with Alastor exactly. Which month
#39
Date: 2024-01-03
Augustsasdf…d why did he leave for 7 years without a asdfds dfd
#40
Date: 2024-01-03
Tf is this actl Vox…
#41
Date: 2024-01-03
Pls we get these weird ass roleplayers all the time last year around this timing too lamenting about Alastor being gone for 6 years
#42
Date: 2024-01-03
Can mods filter more stringently like authors I love yall but pls don’t roleplay here…
#43
Date: 2024-01-03
I’m NOT a ROLEPLAYERssdfad I WILL FUCKIASDFA sdfk KIllll u
#44
Date: 2024-01-03
Mods…
#45 Moderator
Date: 2024-01-03
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